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Me said: hey3! 
Blog said: yeaaah. welcome baaack..
Me said: sorry. :3
Blog said: go to hell..
Me said: olooohh. =.=


a new year. a new entry. yeah. literally, after few months kot kan. sebabnye imma busy lady kan. sebabnye i suke bagi banyak alasan kan. sebabnye imma lazy butt. sebabnye, sebabnye, sebabnye..SHUT UUUP! padahal, i online almost everyday kot. -______________-"


ok2. bukan nak cakap pasal pe pun bile sign in blog ni. just tetibe teringat that i've a blog. owh, shoot! two blogsss. yezza! two! crappy crap-crap. partial dementia la plak kan. huish! ok. back on track. it's new year, but end of a semester. my first final paper for this semester was like dementia-after-i-accidentally-knock-my-head-with-tap. my second was like ha-ha-ha-i-am-gila. third punye like hew-hew-hew. full stop.


then, balek dari exam tadi, my besties decide to makan-makan sebab duit rumah (duit kumpul-an rumah sewe) ade lebih. makan mcd je pun. boleh la. buat berpoya-poya sambil makan. i loike! hikss. :D


and then balek rumah cabut rumput. da nak cuti panjang kan. so kene cantas la rumput itew so that segale ular, buaye, dinosaur, burung kakak tua tak diternak unintentionally. aci la kan. rumah ku, syurga ku. lemak ku, bakar ku. berpoloh2 den mencabut rumput belakang rumah tu ha. cam marathon 7 km peluhnye. tapi aci la kan. rumah ku, syurga ku, ye tak? :) i love u rumah!


sok i nak balek dah. yoley-yoley-yoley-hihuu! adios amigos. cik abang saye amek. hikss! ~gatal   siot!


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WHY?!

i know what i'm about to say is like durh bende ni jadi kat aku jgk but this is kind of annoying sometimes. people on the street keep calling me Yuna. why eh? asal pakai selendang je Yuna. kalau i pakai style hana tajima tak nak panggil i hana tajima ke? durh! semalam ade sorang lagi cik abang tah mane tah panggil i Yuna. i nak je cakap i pakai style orang dari middle east la ni woi! huh! -_____-"

see. i pakai gaya middle east ni. haih!

I ain't a workaholic.

Assalaamualaikum and good morning/good afternoon/good noon/good day/good night/good evening/congratulation/get well soon. (sila pilih yang berkaitan sahaja. kesian, terima kaseh)

It is miraculous when I have idea for my blog. yes, memang miraculous & majestic sekali. Bangun dari tidur je it was like a light bulb came out of my forehead and bling brightly macam terlebih voltage and made an incredibly loud ting!! sound out of it. Serious boleh menerangi seluruh kawasan ‘pantai ribut’ kat penang sana so that there won’t be a hot spot anymore. you know what I meant by hot spot, didn’t you? Alahai. Tempat couple2 bersuka ria di waktu malam yang indah duduk berdua di tepi pantai. Yeah, macam tu lah my idea came this morning. Right after I dreamt of a prince yang tersangatlah handsome melotop BOKEBABOM datang meminang I kat rumah where I duduk tersipu malu setelah menghidang air sirap limau ais kepada rombongan meminang tersebut. Fuyohh! :D

Actually takde la right after I woke up hehehe :D I was at home doing nothing. You know what happen when I’ve nothing to do right? I tak suka bagi kepala wotak I ni kosong tanpa bekerja. I tend to drool when I got nothing to think you know. It is bad. It is not good for a girl to drool. Laki takpe heeeeee. Bukan badan je kena kerja, kepala hotak pun kena kerja jugak tau. Kalau tak, berkarat. This is one of the reason I hate semester break, lagi2 yang sampai berbulan2 -_-‘

ok stop with the menyimpang yang dah jauh gila dah ni. Ideanya ialah I would like to list my past part time job. Ermm, not listing actually. More to huraian hehehe. I start kerja dari umur sekolah rendah kot. Yeap, dari sekolah rendah even though time tu bukan part time kerja sebulan kena kerah tenaga macam cite Cinderella tuh. Kang I kena masuk jabatan kebajikan plak kang -_-‘

1.    Bartender bawah lamp post

Ni bukan an actual part time job pun. Time sekolah rendah punye keje. Macam darjah 5 kot, tah2 tak ingat lah. Dapat gaji harian. Sehari around spohengget (RM10) or more macam tu. And the boss is my uncle. Die bukak gerai air (kira I kerja bartender la tu kan :D) & a little bit food kat pasar siang. Kerja bukan sebulan pon. Time I balek kampong je hehehe. Pak cik I cakap Ira nak tolong pak cu meniaga tak? Nanti pak cu bagi gaji. I said with my widest smile in the world (sebab dapat duit) nak2! (my family call me with this name – family ONLY). Yang mencabarnye kerja ni is I kena layan orang bila segerombolan manusia datang serbu gerai. Siot gelabah macam nak berderai semua barang atas meja gulp3. Dapat belajar manner sebagai perempuan jugak sebab kat situ ramai mak cikss yang boleh tegur I bila I buat perangai tak senonoh heeeee ;D

2.    Pekerja kilang plastik berwawasan

Haaa. Ni I tau ramai tak sangka. Ni time umur I 16 tengah tunggu result PMR. I kerja dengan adik i. adik I umur 15 TAHUN. And yeah bawah umur hehehe. Ni start bila kawan I bagi idea buat part time job. Bila dapat kerja kawan I tak nak, so I heret adik i.mama & abah risau but tau2 jela bila ada anak degil hehehe. I pergi kerja abah hantar pagi2 & balik naik bas metro. Murah gila gaji dia sebabnya I tak pernah kerja part time. Sejam RM2 je. Ade 3 sweet things about kerja ni dulu. First, kitorang dipandang rendah. Yela kan budak sekolah kerja kilang gaji murah. Siot miskin (memang miskin pun ngeee) takde kepala hotak ke hape la kan. Macam pandangan ni mesti kes budak sekolah malas belajar ni. Tapi kitorang buat bodo je. Yea, benda paling terror kitorang boleh buat, buat bodo :D tapi sekali result PMR kuar, hambek kau result aku.i tak nak kecoh time tu tapi adik I yang duk bagitau.  I bukan nak riak tapi memang nak buktikan kitorang memang nak riak time tuh. I time tu tak la buat muka bangga ke hape, takut kena cepuk je heeee. Tapi layanan diorang dapat nampak la ok sket kan :) second sweetness is, I dengan adik I determine dengan semangat waja KITORANG NAK BELAJAR BETUL2 SEBAB TAK NAK KERJA KILANG BILA DAH TUA NANTI. Sweet tak? Hehehe. Ok tak pun. Kat kilang macam tu kan sikit je orang muda yang kerja. Kat management &technical banyak la. kesian bila dah tua2 kena kerja walaupun mak ciksss look cute in factory’s uniform. Third, I bought my first phone with my own moneyhh! Siap belanja family makan lagi :D and the phone is still here by my side. The best handphone eva! :D

3.    Promoter minah jenin

Tempat I selalu pergi jadi promoter is jusco belakang rumah tu aka Jusco Equine Park. Time cuti semester & lepas SPM. I pernah jadi promoter baju lelaki D’urban (for 2 weeks kot – ganti staff chinese nak CNY) & also kedai handbag perempuan (fair for 2 weeks jugak). Mase kat D’urban I belajar camne nak jahit hujung seluar slack laki ikut ukuran panjang kaki (ok the tailor ever), I belajar laki will look best when they wear which type of slack, I belajar camne orang jepun start kerja diorang (because Jusco belongs to Japs) etc. Mase jaga fair handbag pulak I dok berangan I want that bag I’m sure it’ll look nice on me ataupun dah dapat gaji nanti nak bag yang warne biru tu lah. But in the end I don’t know where the hell was my money had gone to hehehe. Me myself have no idea ;p

4.    Kitchen helper yang asyik drool tengok makanan

I jadi kitchen helper kat Shakey’s Pizza. They’re not as commercialize as Pizza Hut I bet. Sebabnye I pun tak kenal Shakey’s Pizza before I keje kat situ eheh. Tapi I dah tak nak keje as kitchen helper lagi dah. Ampun tak nak. Penat woh! Patut lah chef banyak laki. Tapi kalau dapat staff laki yang keje nak laju je, ade je yang sanggup watkan keje cleaning hehe. Oi syaza yang ni, ni & ni bia aku buat, set? Hahaha :D Yang bez keje kat Shakey’s is ade staff meal. Maknenye makan freeeee :D tapi ade limit la kan. Whatever it is it’s freeee-huhuhuu! Ok behave syaza.

5.    Waitress yang asyik drool jugak (yeah, imma drool princess babyhh!)

Jadi waitress plak kat Pizza San Fransisco. Yeap, I keje kat United State sane. Aceehh! Acah je :p Keje dekat Mines Shopping Fair je pun. Yang ni a little bit jauh dari rumah. Bila balik malam abah amek. Bez jugak sebab time I keje I dapat manager baik & fatherly. Staff meal die unlimited so kadang2 die belanja staff2 die makan. Ha anak2 makanlah ape yang saya dah order ni die cakap. Kitorang dengan sengih yang teramatlah lebar memakan meal tersebut hehehe :D katanye nak suruh staff rase sendiri ape yang kite serve to the customers. Baik kan? :) lagi satu die suke nasihat kitorang suruh belaja betul2. Belajar setinggi boleh. Die suke tengok budak2 belajar. Siot memang macam bapak la even though tak kawen lagi. Experience lain adelah I dapat sharpen my communication skills, confidence & understanding different English slang. Nak faham ape yang omputih, Arabic etc cakap in English is very challenging you know. Sekali dengar minah arab cakap omputih macam france de amor, sekali sebenarnye cakap omputih daaa. Hehehe.

6.    Tuition teacher bidan terjun

Haha! Yang ni I rase kelakar sikit hehehe. Jiran I suruh I tuition-kan anak die. I yang “penyayang” ni disuruh bagi tuition. Baguih! I pun dah tak ingat ape yang I ajar. Math, science & English kot (hancuss budak tu punye English hehehe). Gaji tak la besar mane tapi boleh la train I sikit2 nak bersabar dengan budak2 kecik. Budak sekolah rendah memang menguji kesabaran -_-‘ yang paling tak tahan bila kene puji Kak Ira ni cantik lah. And my heart will say memang pandai bodek -___-

7.    Baby sitter kadang2

Baby sitting takde la part time sangat. Little time je. Tolong mama jaga budak2. Hahaa! Ok la tu kan. Bez pe. I suke jaga budak yang cakap jerman. Hadoi bidi2! Hoho!

8.    Lab assistant (skim khidmat pelajar)

Ni part time I sekarang (the 4-month semester break). Banyak baiknye. Tapi untuk orang yang part time semate2 tapi pergi jauh2 memang mencabar minda & jiwa. Tapi takpe, kita kerja sambil bercuti hik3 :) other than that I dapat belajar macam2 & dapat benefit jugak. Getting closer with lecturer (silap2 dapat supervisor untuk FYP insyaAllah), getting closer with staffs, dapat buat keje kuli, dapat belajar camne nak setup lab etc2. Contoh2 keje kuli adelah buat wire loop, cuci test tube & Pasteur pipette, susun kerusi, inventori barang2, buat lab rules, jadi model untuk PPE wearing, buat surat this & that etc2. Lepas keje je pergi merayap kat penang. 3 months in penang woh! What else to do. Makan-makan-makan lah! :D dapat jugak travel time cuti hew hew hew :)


yeah, tu je kot for now. kalau ade lagi i try update. watevah syaza, update la sangat. :D tapi sume gaji tu i tak tau pegi mane. kene sedut alien kot. hurmm.

Dark of the Cloud

Assalaamualaikum and good morning/good day/good afternoon/good noon/good evening/good night/get well soon/congatulation etc (sila bulat pada yang berkaitan SAHAJA)

i have this habit. i love to take as if everything happen surrounds me has to do with me. it's some kind related to me or something. especially how a weather is related to my day. i'd watch the sky to see whether the sky is imitating my mood. will the clouds turn dark when i'm sad? will it rain when someone i love is leaving me? i know it sounds ridiculous, this is my way of soothing my uneasiness tho. 

ok, enough with the bleww-bleww (blue-blue) stupid entry. i just nak share la kan. ade satu hari ni i sedih. then, i watch the sky. there was a very large, dark cloud above me. sambil2 dok layan perasaan tangkap lentok habis tu, tibe2 i wonder macamane awan tu jadi gelap. dari putih yang suci murni itewww jadi gelap as if orang jahat dalam cite green lantern tu tengah take over the world. yela kan, kalau ikot fikiran bengong2 sepat i ni i rase sepatutnye awan tu bertambah putih jela kan. hipotesis i adelah ---> semakin banyak air, semakin putih dan besaaau awan iteww. logik tak? logik kan? heeeee *i dengan bangganye tersenyum kambing dengan hipotesis yang i berikan iteww (applause as background sound untuk moment sebegini)*

then, i google la. keyword die: why clouds are white. aceeeehh! soalan basic. first exactly macam ni. ade few explanation for this i-wonder-why thingy. 

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first, it's all about shadow. image of the cloud turns dark is about seeing the shadow of the dark. cuba bayangkan bola. torch top of the bola. bahagian bawah bola tu nampak gelap kan? macam tu la dengan awan. awan tu gugusan air yang besar. bile matahari shines on top of the tremendous awan je, kite dapat tengok bahagian atas awan tu terang & bawah awan tu gelap kan? dari sini la jugak macam mane omputih dapat diorang punye idiom: every cloud has silver lining. tapi kadang2 ade awan besar yang tak nampak gelap sangat kan. tu sebab angle kite tengok awan tu. kalau kite tengok dari bawah awan tu, maka nampak gelap la awan iteww. kalau kite tengok awan tu ari tepi, maka awan iteww kelihatan sikit terang tak gelap sangat. faham? x faham sudah. 

matahari shine kat atas je.

ini adelah sebuah negara di mane semua rakyatnye tak pakai baju. pakai seluar & skirt je.

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second of all, awan tebal & awan nipis. nipis?? cam lain macam je bunyi. ok kite tuka: awan tak tebal. secare logiknye cahaya matahari susah nak tembus opaque thing yang tebal kan? depends on the density of a thing. kalau kite letak a torch behind one sheet of paper, kite boleh nampak light from the torch kan? bile tambah about 20 sheets of paper, makin kurang cahaya yang tembus kertas2 tu kan? same goes to awan la. 

awan tebal = kurang cahaya matahari tembus awan iteww = awan gelap.

high amount of wattah in the cloud, means higher density, means darker cloud, means cepat pegi angkat baju di ampaian depan rumah anda. trimaseh.

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third of all, sebab scattering property of the wattah* in the awan babyhh! in detail Mie Scattering theory. secare bengong2 punye explanation, water droplet scatter light into spectrum. alaaaaa. yang ni:

Micheal = merah

Jackson = jingga aka oren

Kick = kuning

His =  hijau

Brother = biru

In = indigo

USA = ungu

red colour scattered = red

all colour scattered = white

all colour absorbed = black

awan scatter light everywhere. that's why awan iteww putih. logik rite? :D yeah! syaza pandai yaw!

erkk?? wait. ini untuk why clouds are white. how about dark cloud? da scatter lights nak absorb plak. awan boleh pening2 ke? kejap scatter kejap absorb? 

oh tidak. untuk ni, kene balek kat point #2 - the density of the awanss. i saje2 je mention canggih words like spectrum, theory & whatsoever. so that i'll look like a geniusss. hehehehehe.

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kesimpulan: hipotesis diTOLAK. *syaza drop dead dried *_* i'm not that geniussss.

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p/s: *(wattah = water)


moral of the story: subhanallah :)

credits: http://weathersavvy.com/Q-Clouds_And_Color1.html & ttp://weathersavvy.com/Q-BlueSky.html (dalam ni explain why the is blue, red, orange, yellow, pink - ridiculous, green etc). another credit will be for google. 

my very first Wordless Wednesday.

Assalaamualaikum and good morning/good day/good afternoon/good noon/good evening/good night/get well soon/congatulation etc (sila bulat pada yang berkaitan SAHAJA)

i do not know how/where/when/why this Wordless Wednesday came from. i saw Judin posted in every week. and i was damn, awat wordless wednesday menyusahkan hidup aku - i got nothing to say. siot gelabah tak? haha! kalau tak nak tulis kau senyap jela syaza hoi! ;| now i've someting to write under Wordless Wednesday. at last (gila bongek) yeeheehehe. what an achievement syaza. *hidung kembang2, pipi macam nak melotop* ok stop it syaza.

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ok2 - back to what i'm suppose to do (iaitu Wordless Wednesday).

it not really happen on wednesday. so, it's not really wordless wednesday. but as usual, gasak kau la, hari ni kan rabeww. ok fine. 

it happened yesterday. guess what day did it happened & i'll give you a kiss -_-' siot berani dare macam tuh. *sambil melepaskan beribu-ribu-riban flying kisses ke angkasaraya untuk peneka tak bertuah - hambek kau lol* dush3! stop merapu syaza.

actually, i nak balik Penang. yela dah ambek cuti tak rasmi for few days. nak kembali mencari rezeki di tempat orang hew hew hew :( my friends and i decided to take a train. so, pung-pang-pung-pang my friend bought train ticket yesterday (second guess & second flying kiss will be gifted tehehe - bajet orang hadap flying kiss kau hoho!) 9.20pm. second class ticket. so, i pun plan la nak pergi kl central after maghrib. konon-konon nak solat dulu la kan. tapi konon-konon i tu tersangat la stupid sebabnya i bajet everything will be well dalam masa i on the way pergi kl central tu. see-see! this is one of my attitude. take things lightly. 


i tunggu maghrib dengan tersangat lah sabarnya. mama bila nak maghrib ni? mama said jap lagi lah tu. then i replied ok2 *tunggu patiently* 


i solat maghrib.


i bersiap.


abah i nak hantar i pergi KTM serdang. i pun tunggu la dia habis tengok annissa. annissa (wonder if i spell it right - i malas nak google for the actual spelling behehehe) is a Tv3 drama. i tak pernah tengok cite ni. tapi yang i tau mama, abah & even adek yang baru balek keje pon exaggerate like hell hoi! annissa! annissa! annissa nak abes dah! -_-' siot jerit macam kat medan perang. terkejut beruk akak. so, abah tunggu the drama abes baru anta i. 

ni lah drama annissa. i eja nama drama ni betol! excited akak. tak tau lah ape yang diorang berkenan sangat dengan drama nih *bukak tonton.com.my*

drama abes.


naik kereta. abah tanya when's your train again? i replied half past 9 pm. abah said ok. then, vroom-vroomm! abah stopped to fill the tank up. then, vroom again.


sampai KTM serdang. 


then, i beli tren tix to kl central. i tunggu lagi. it's 8.30 pm. my heart said it's ok. still got time. i'll give the train till 8.45 pm then i'll choke. wait patiently. time seemed move faster than ever. my heart said siot cepat jam nih! hoi! slow la sikit! time ni i dah tak kisah jadi tua dengan wish the time to go slow. dah pukul 8.45 pm. i gulped a lot. i waited for the light. light of the train (ok macam puitis plak). my heart pounded hoi! dah pukul 8.50 pm nih! di manakah dikau wahai tren yang kucintai? di mana!!? takpe2. i bagi till 9 pm. kalau tak you (KTM) and i putus couple! huh! seyes i said that way. i mean dalam hati la kan. kang kuarkan kat mulut plak kang, people will say i'm crazyhh! ade plak couple dengan keretapi. tak thrill langsung. bila kita merajuk tren tu bukan nak pujuk pun. thrust me. ok2, back to the story-mory. 8.58 pm tren ter'chenta' pun sampai. fuh! selamatlah dikau dari break up wahai tren. *hati sengih sikit* tapi still risau. yela. as my closed friends now that i am not well oriented. seriously. i bukan tau sangat kl central walaupun dah berjuta2 lemon pergi. hati i said takpe2 sempat2. 


dalam tren plak kan, i sabar lagi. yela, i bukan naik bullet train ke hape. i nyanyi2 dalam hati. i buat mesh up, rap, imagine how would a song sound when play acoustically. kaki i plak dah shuffle dah (that's what iskandar said when i text him that kaki i dah joget2). serdang. then, bandar tasik selatan. then, salak selatan. then, seputih. my heart said tak payah berenti kat seputih pun takpe bukan ada orang nak berenti pun. ok, everybody can cepuk me. how ignorant kan i ni? of course ada orang nak berenti kat seputih. dush3! ok then, mid valley. ok, then one last stop - KL CENTRAL bebehh! then, tren tu berenti sekejap in the middle between mid valley & kl central. hati i said what?!! move train, move! awat hang berenti nih!!  time ni dah pukul 9.15 pm i guess. sampai pukul 9.18 pm tren tu dok tercongok kat tengah tuh! haih! ok fine i dah tak sempat. i called my friend to tell how cuak i am. but she told me to chill, kat lua tren orang jalan2 lagi ni. ok. chill skit. i sampai kat kl central 9.19 pm. i lari2 naik atas. sampai ada dua orang budak laki (macam highschooler) dok ejek2 i lari, lari HAHAHA *sambil ajuk2 i lari*. i cakap dengan slow shut up.... *sambil lari2*

sampai atas i cari platform i. siot i kat mana nih? ok i confuse dalam kl central. i don't know where the hell am i. i tanya KTM staff mana platform 1 eh? *dengan cuak & tercungap-cungap plak tuh tak cool langsung* staff tu jawab relax dik platform tu kat tingkat 2 sebelah kfc *sambil tunjuk arah lorong sebelah McD*. i pun angguk2 macam Woody the woodpecker. i pergi la arah dia tunjuk - McD. situ ada escalator kot i said. ok, not even staircase. hoi syaza! kat sebelah sana mana ada escalator! i patah balek. i tercari-cari escalator yang i selalu nampak tu. TAKDE! perhh! cuak sampai tak nampak escalator. dasyat sungguh!! syaza, syaza -_-'


my friend called. die bagi direction. die kata cepat2 tren da gerak! sempat lagi kejar. i dengan cuak cakap i tak tau mana kfc nih! tak sempat dah ni! *sambil lari2* kawan i cakap tak2! sempat2! lari2! i nampak escalator. i naek. eh, mak cikss ni cepat lah. i nak naek tingkat 2 nih! i bajet i sorang je nak naek tingkat 2. then, sampai tingkat 2. mana KFC?!!!! oh there u are. i pun lari sampai nak gila. time ni belum hang up phone call. kawan i cakap ouh syaza tren dah jalan laju2 dah. i was like takpe lah bye2 korang. i was pissed. 


marah gila. dengan kemarahan yang ada i called is. die jawab macam mamai2 giteww yess, dah naik tren? i double pissed. i dalam kesusahan & kesedihan die tido. cisss. i jawab i terlepas tren. then, hang up. i pun tak tau nak marah kat sapa. sume orang i marah. marah dalam hati cukup kan. 


abah, apesal abah tunggu annissa & isi minyak tadi?!


tren kat KTM serdang, nape kau lambat & jalan terkedek-kedek & berenti sebentar bersama kit kat?


tren pegi sungai petani, nape kau punctual sangat?! selalu tren siot lambat.


my friend, apesal korang naek tren tu dulu?!


is, nape tido?!


me myself, nape kau solat dulu? kan boleh jamak bila sampai. nape kau bajet takkan ada masalah kat tengah2 jalan nanti? haish! nape kau bagitau abah tren pukul 9.30 pm? it's 9.20 pm lah! 10 minit banyak beza kau tahu. 


haa! ni lah manusia especially me tehehehe. salah orang nampak dulu. salah sendiri simpan last2. then, dah terbukti salah sendiri. yeah, sudah terang lagi bersuluh di mana orang yang selain diri sendiri mahupun tren tiadalah salahnya di dalam keadaan ini. rasa nak cepuk je kau ni syaza. dush3! ouch3! 


i pun beli tren tix balek serdang. is dah offer diri for few times nak amek i but i said no sebabnya i mara dengan diri sendiri. i am so sorry to lepaskan kat you ok sayang. nanti kite dating lagi sementara i still kat sini ok? lalalalalala~ then, i informed my daddyhh to pick me at serdang. today, hari rabu, i dengan tersengih2. i memang kelakar lah. macam harremm la kau syaza. cam siot je. HAHAHA! longkang sungguh hati syaza. hikss.

p/s: to my fwensss, balakss, abah & tren, this is not uollzzz fault at all. so, don't be like salahkan diri tu. and sorry to blame uollzz at the first place upon what had happened. Ampun maaf diminta. Mensuci hening dosa. Seruan kita. Untuk semua. Selamat... selamat...Selamat hari raya. 

kesian terima kasih.

tips for free loaders macam saya :)

assalaamualaikum and hello.

it's been 3 days UiTM Penang hold blood donation. 2 hospitals join it for to day (30th june 2011). Hospital Sungai Petani and Hospital Seberang Jaya. dan it's been dah tak tahu berapa kali dah i try to donate my bloody blood. and dah berapa kali dah tak dapat nak derma. questionnaire, ok. berat, terlebih-lebih. salah satu sebab nak derma adalah nak buang sikit darah so that berat i turun sikit. hoho! kidding. jangan ikut ye. memang tak relevan pun. hemoglobin, teeeett! tak lepas - again. jeeez. i rasa i dah makan terlebih dah. vege (i telan all kind of vege), check. ayam, check in fact hari2 makan. wait, bukan setakat hari2 but each time my meal kot. seafood, malas nak kupas kulit kerang, ketam etc. ikan, not yet makan sebab mahal. ehehehe.

 

iron enriched food. yeaaah! kite sume pemakan besi yang tegar. hidup besi!!!

by the way, hemoglobin (or spell as haemoglobin - in British) is our helper. they help us to transport oxygen all over the place. i mean in our body, bukan pergi singapore ke australia ke bangalore ke kan. hemoglobin loves red very much. every single red blood cell in our blood has hemoglobin. that makes our blood red sebabnye darah kita have 45% red blood cells (normally-nye la). kalau nak biodata hemoglobin in great detail, silalah google sendiri. trimaseh, sila datang lagi.

our hemoglobin really looked like a monster. trust me *muka suci*

buffy coat is white blood cells. diorang suka pakai kot yang berwarna putih. that's why they are called buffy coat. haha! kidding.

before ni i ada post about blood donating and to see whether you can donate your blood or not. ni i nak habaq mai, what's good about donating your blood. 


1. you help people. people happy. you yourself happy. the doctor less stress. blood bank staff less stress.  Allah happy too. bila Allah happy, you dapat pahala :)


2. kena inject dengan bius sakit sikit. tapi kategori sakit la kan. sakit penghapus dosa. dosa kecik jela kot. teheheeee. di sebabkan i jahil, so, i cakap kena inject itewww penghapus dosa. haha! bongoks gile. silalah confirmkan benda ini. trimaseh. jangan kau cucuk diri sendiri dengan jarum banyak2 pulak. tu bukan penghapus dosa dah tu. tu nak mampus namenye. a'ah, pastu bile orang tanye sape ajar korang jawab syaza ni ha. haku baling kau dengan boot phua chu kang T____T


3. i am a free loader. dapat banyak benda free bila kite derma darah. dapat makan freeeeeeee. it depends to the hospital. kalau hospital kaya, dapat makan steak. kalau hospital kurang kaya, dapat makan gula2 je. aceeeh syaza penipu.

4. i am a real free loader. lagi satu benda free is dapat buat test HIV, hepatitis etc dengen freeeee. yela kan. cube pergi hospital kerajaan and cakap i nak order test polan, polan, polan (i mean without any medical checkup). confirm kena baling penyapu ajaib. unless dah cukup gila. kalau kat hospital swasta boleh la kot. it's just the matter of moneyy-yah. any positive result will be informed by doctor. sebab kat blood bag ada nombor siri yang ada kat borang derma. i bukan nak cakap korang ni gila sosial sampai suspected kena AIDs, hepatitis or whatsoever tapi semua disease tadi tu ada window period (undetectable for some period after being infected which may up to years) & tak semestinya semua transmitted by sexual deeds. hepatitis can be transmitted via food too e.g. hep A. positif sikit yaw.


5. i am a free loader - again. kalau korang tak dapat donate sebab tak cukup hemoglobin (macam i -_-"), try to seek for consultation with doctor on duty. kenyit2 la mata sikit. senyum kasi maniiiiss. & then wallaahh! dapat vitamin (iron, folic acid etc) for freeeeeeee. heeee. actually orang yang donate pun dapat jugak. tehehe. tak payah nak gedik2 :p


6. i am totally a free loader. tak payah nak korbankan duit syiling naik scale dekat shopping mall. syiling tu simpan untuk dobi je. weigh yourself for freeeee. untuk orang yang ada scale dekat rumah tu, jangan percaye scale anda sangat. PENIPU BOSA. hoho! i tahu dah keje adjust dah mende alah tuh :p

kesian, trimaseh.

Credit: Google (seriously need a camera so that google will not be much more credited untuk kerja yang senang -_-")

saya suka ringankan kebanyakkan hal. ini tidak bagusss.

Assalaamualaikum and hello.

awal petang semalam, ada bacaan yassin dekat Bertam. yela kan - tempat baru. it needs some clearing job. you know, clearing. 'clearing' kind of job. nak elak malapetaka. nak minta tempat tu dilindungi dari m.nasir2, eh2, anasir2 jahatz. and of course la kan dah baca yasin kite ada air yasin. 

balik. 

petang selepas balik kerja, i main badminton. and of course la kan dengan Jannah, Kak Isma & Khairi. Khairi main badminton dengan ada seorang budak kecik dari kawasan tu. i main dengan Jannah & Kak Isma. dua lawan satu. Jannah & Kak Isma lawan syaza. of course penat nak kejor bulu tangkis iteww. kejor yop, kejor! dah keluarkan peluh dengan jayanya mesti lah haus pulak kan. berpoloh-poloh den koja bulu tangkis iteww. so, kenalah replace peluh yang di-squeeze keluar. sambil jalan balik rumah, i chant haus haus hausss *moka stok macam orang kebuluran*

balik. 

sampai rumah i terus teguk air yasin yang petang tadi i baca dekat bertam tuh dengan rakus sampai tinggal suku botol (botol kecik sudeyh) *gulp gulp gulp*. then, kawan 1 i tegur hoi! air yasin mana boleh minum cam gitu je woi!. kawan 2 i pulak tambah kalau nak minum air yasin kena selawat dulu. I pulak jawab owh yeke? now i know heeee *muka macam kena kepit2 dengan pliers* 

moral of the story is do not take everything lightly bebehh. ni lah padahnya. hamek kau.

kutuk weh!

Assalaamualaikum.

appreciation. my level of expressing appreciation is very, very weak yaw. it's like kalau star rated, it will be like kerat 10 punya star (out of 10 stars). very poor. ish3. paling koman pun kan, i give cards sebabnya i don't know how the hell in this whole round world to say it to that person. except for saying thank you. and sorry. even kalau nak say sorry pun it would feel like ada someone invisible dok picit2, tarik2 pipi i. sound nonsense kan but this is the reality kalau dibesarkan dalam family yang hati keras. hik3. sorry Abah, i didn't mean to say this but i guess i just did. heeee. anyway, bukan nak salahkan Abah or Mama or somebody else kan. kalau dah gaya macam tu nak wat camne kan. so, terima jela kan. 

yeah! hati batu.

but, but, but, yeah but, i'll not talking about teaching someone else on how to express your appreciation ke hape. oh no no no! kang kena telan batu belah batu bertangkup pulak kang. dah kalau si tukang tulis ni pun nak say appreciation tergagagagagagap and choke, nak ajar orang pulak kan. bajet la kan. boleh blah lah kan.

ok, kita u-turn balik. 

i nak cakap about someone. i rarely talk (more to kutuk) about him. kalau cakap pun i dok kutuk2. haha! kantoi. tapi takpe, ade orang cakap kalau dok kutuk2 tu tandanya kita ingat kat dia. ye dak? dah kutuk2 mesti kita dok sebut2 nama dia kan? heeeee. ini kira ok pe. daripada kita dok puji melambung-lambung sampai orang yang kena puji tu terasa kembang dari jauh. ek eleh. bajet bagus sungguh budak itew mencewitakan tentang owang iteww. pastu orang tu cakap eh eh apasal aku tiba2 kembang nih? eh eh?! it's bad, bad, bad *geleng at the same time pointing finger gelek2 kiri kanan kiri kanan*. 

him here ni kan, dia kan, dia kan, actually my boyfriend :) alamak kecoh plak dia ni nak kabor satu malaysia dia ada boipren (ok, Syaza bajet satu malaysia baca blog dia. abaikan ye anak2). e'eh, lantak aku lah, eh2, lantak i lah. i tak berkepit sampai tersepit peluk dia ketat2 sampai i lupa kawan dengan dia ok. eceh, ter-emo lah pulak. heee.

firstly kan, i nak cakap yang dia ni idok lah laki idaman i. you know, mr. right/my eligible bachelor/prince charming/etc. he is not even close (kot). 

i want a teddy-like guy (badan stok po in kung fu panda comel kooooot) but i end up dengan lidi-type guy. keciwa jugak la but what to do. takkan kau nak pam dia kot. melotop nanti kau jugak yang nangis. haha!

then, i want a cool guy. you know yang ala2 wolverine cakap nak macho je but i end up dengan guy yang boleh tahan sikit gelabah dia (you, this is my opinion ye, jangan gelabah dulu. hik3). kuat jeles jugak lah dia ni. bukan jugak tapi memang jeles gila tahap cipan, dewa, gaban semua ada. i can't do this, i can't go there, i can't do like this, i can't wear like that. tapi i peduli apa. gasak kau lah weh! heeeee. bukan setakat tu je. kalau bagi nasihat tu kan, panjang tak hengat. da lah panjang, siap stres banyak2 kali. kalau dia tulis semula nasihat dia tu atas kertas kan, i rasa dia siap highlight (guna highlighter terang siap boleh glow in the dark *haha syaza penipu*) mana2 yang penting. i rasa bukan yang penting je dia highlight, mesti dia highlight semua sekali. siap sampai tembus kertas tuh. letih jugak lah nak dengar. and once again, gasak kau la samdol. haha! tak nak dengar, tak nak dengar *ejek gaya upin ipin* wekk!

macho sioooot! fuh!

after that, i want a tall guy, i mean tinggi melangit agak2 macam robert pattison but i end up dengan dia yang tinggi just a few centimetres je dari i (about 2cm je kot). ini yang buat i tak dapat pakai heels even though dia kata it's okay you can wear that heels (tinggi 4 inches punya heels) but i know he's a bit worried. haha! 

  

 tinggi kot. mau sakit tengkuk i. cakap dengan pattison for 5 second and then kena buat senaman tengkuk.

lagi... i want a guy yang minat sama macam i. as an example, rockerish (boleh jadi word of the day tak agak2?) music. but i end up dengan jiwang karat paku dulang paku serpih kind of guy. hmmm :s lantak kau lah. jangan nyanyi lagu2 jiwang karat tangkap leleh kat tingkap rumah i sudeyhh.

lagi... tu jelah kot. i dah takde idea yang bernas lagi bijak dah.

siot gila tak bersyukur i ni ye dok? kalau dah bagi nasihat (aka membebel) sampai berdarah telinga maknanya dia sayang kau lah kan (aceh! jangan kembang bro! haha!). siap tengking kot. nasib baik dah kurang dah tengkingan dikau, kalau tak i bagitahu Mama i huh! yelah, ada aweks tu balaks dia buat deeeerk je dia nak buat apa. by the way, memang patut lah i kena bebel penuh lemak berkrim disukai ramai. i ni dah la hidup nak carefree je (moto hidup: gasak kau lah :D ). ni i macam ada PA la ni kan yang tolong ingatkan i macam2. solatlah, pergi makan lah, pergi mandi lah etc. tapi kesian jugak lah kan. dia bebel sampai berdarah telinga i pun sebab i tak nak dengar nasihat dia sampai dia pun berdarah mulut. haa bagus lah, dua2 injured. haha! by the way, i tahu mesti ada orang cakap gila tak best pompuan ni fikiran clot, eh-eh, kolot *geleng2 kepala* tapi i tak peduli yaw. i am like a floating balloon that needs a string to be held on so that i will not fly across the atmosphere and go to the space and then invade the universe (walaupun i tak dengar cakap dia. heeee).

kalau dah pernah datang jauh2 meredah hutan belantara yang dipenuhi haiwan liar kecil dan besar just to pujuk hati karat lagi keras kau tuh kira ok lah tu kan. time ni siot terharu biru jugak la. tapi tahan, tahan. heeee. cakap thank you sudah. 

kalau dah sanggup hantar kau balik rumah gila bapak jauh kira ok la tu kan (siot ni yang paling i ingat). sanggup jadi si tanggang sekejap kot T_T

kalau dia buat2 muka excited bila i bagi hadiah yang macam harrremm kat dia. you should see his face. funny and soothing *choke*. see, see, nak choke2 pulak dah. this is one of the tanda2 yang menunjukkan i have poor level of expressing appreciation. -_-'

kalau dia sabar je bila i bagi direction salah sampai sesat. oh yes i am a broken GPS. bukan setakat broken tapi memang GPS tak siap. haha! and then i cakap sorry. tapi kenapa you tak marah i bagi salah direction? kalau orang lain mesti dah marah kot. then dia balas alahh dah kita jarang jumpa lah takkan sikit ni pun nak marah. gilakah dikau cik abang? kalau kita sesat kat mana2 tah and then minyak habis and then ada penjahat datang macam mana?

kalau sesat sampai tempat cam ni takpe. i suka. manyak cowok2 ganteng. :p

kalau dia sekarang ni kurang dah komen berat badan i. dah bosan agaknya. haha! yela, dulu dia bagitahu i dia nak perempuan slim2 je. sekali amek kau dapat perempuan tak jaga badan. penternak lemak berjaya. ingin berjaya seperti saya? sila hubungi di talian 017-******* untuk maklumat lanjut trimaseh. ok i dah start merapu. sambung balik. dia siap cakap i beruntung kot dapat you. tinggi (yang ni je i ingat ehehehe) aih. ada makna ke puji2 ni. ada perempuan lain eh? *muka stok garang*

tengok. ok tak? haha! bajet lah kau Syaza. i post benda ni bukan apa. iskandar ni suka paksa-paksa i tulis benda ni. i dah kata i tak nak siap jerit i kata tak nak, tak nak lah!! tapi dia paksa jugak. siap letak pistol kat dahi i ni. haha! whatever it is, i just want to say thank you *choke*. despite bad things he did (yang ni i ingat selalu), sebenarnya ada lagi banyak bermilion-milion lemon2 benda baik (yang ni i jarang2 nak ingat hehehehe) dia dah buat (ok awak can stop kembang, i tak nak you kembang nanti melotopp). tapi still, kena kutuk. haha! ampun ya pak. ;p this is my appreciation to you. i tahu you are my best-est stalker in the world. haha!

p/s: semua gambar dari Google.

Sudah terang lagi nyata.

Assalaamualaikum.

Aku selalu cakap yang aku pemalas. Memang pun. Aku rasa takde perempuan yang lagi malas selain aku kot *kesian laki yang dapat aku jadi bini :| *. Aku sampai perasan ade kawan aku pandang senget je kat aku. Bukan setakat pandang senget, perli-perli pun ade kot. Btw, minta maaflah ye, it takes me years to learn someone's perli/kiasan *betul ni*. So, it takes me years to reply the perli/correct what's wrong/etc which means I don't get it with orang yang suka tegur orang lain dengan memerli. Kalau dapat mangsa perli yang macam aku kan susah - padan muka kau. Aku tahu ade orang yang gayanya macam ni (tegur dengan method memerli/kiasan sampai semput) tapi padan muka kau kalau aku buat muka ikan masin. Hehehe ;p

Ok. Kita u-turn balik. Bukan nak cakap pasal perli ke hape. Nak jadikan ni tempat penghapus kemalasan *yeah! yakin boleh!* Let's see how malas I am (while hoping ada perempuan yang lagi malas dari aku :D):

1. Aku suka kumpul baju baru basuh dan dah kering banyak2. Sebab malas nak lipat. Tunggu menggunung baru lipat.


2. Aku malas nak masak bila Mama dan si tukang masak dan maggi were around *sorry Ma*. Tapi I'm lucky. Aku jadi rajin bila Mama and maggi were not around.

3. Aku mengada-ada nak ada blog tapi malas nak update. Idea hanya di kepala, tidak di jari. 

4. Aku ada gitar, laptop tapi aku malas nak bersihkan. Berhabuk. Kadang-kadang lap dengan tangan tanpa kain/spray/etc.

5. Aku salah satu spesis yang malas nak charge handphone. Handphone dah bunyi2 soh charge tapi aku buat derk je. Bila dah kiok baru aku terkial-kial nak cari charger *padan muka kau Syaza. Kadang-kadang aku buat derk jugak.

6. Aku malas nak potong kuku sendiri. Sebab aku potong kuku tak cantik. Sampai kuku panjang nak petik gitar jadi susah/masak jadi susah/garu badan jadi sakit. Aku kena cari husband yang suka dan pandai memotong kuku. Tehehe :p


7. Aku biar rambutku memanjang. Sebanya aku malas nak pergi potong rambut kat salun/potong rambut sendiri/etc. But now I have a new reason why I Iet my hair grow long. Kak Mas ingatkan perempuan kena ada rambut sepanjang dua kali lilit leher. Sebabnya untuk tutup aurat semasa di Mahsyar dan juga untuk bezakan lelaki yang berambut panjang dengan perempuan. Nice one ay? :)

8. This is the majestic proof. Tahu tak kenapa aku suka makan maggi perisa kari? OK. Maggi yang aku suka ada 3 perisa - kari, tomyam dan goreng. Aku tak beli tomyam sebab dalam maggi tomyam ada banyak paket2 lagi. Berminyak plak tu. Aku malas nak buka semua paket tu dan semua paket tu selalunya kotorkan tangan aku, aku malas nak pergi cuci tangan kot - takde masa :p. So, aku elak beli maggi perisa tomyam. Aku tak beli goreng sebab banyak paket kecil jugak dan aku malas. Maggi goreng nak kena tos dulu sebelum gaul dengan perisanya dan aku malas lagi. Yelakan, kalau dah terfikir nak makan instant noodle mesti sebab dah kebulur kan? Mesti nak cepat kan? Mesti tak nak buang masa kan? So, kari lah jawapannya. Satu paket perisa, tak payah pergi cari paip sebab tangan kotor. Mama will say "dah la instant food, instant way plak tuh". Sorry Ma. Behehe :D Kadang-kadang tak tunggu 2 minit pun. Heeeee.

9. Second parah is aku malas nak main gitar. Alasannya adalah sebab laptop rosak. Semua kord dalam tuh. MALAS. Jangan malas Syaza, jangan *pujuk diri*.

Macam mana ya? :(

Saya cemburu bukannya dengki.

Assalaamualaikum.

D'you know a song by Fort Minor called Remember the Name? I love the song.

 

You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

[Chorus:]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent beer
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames
And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!

[Chorus]

They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spitting fire
And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a cock
The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Making his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth
He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How did he do it?!

[Chorus - repeat 2x]

[Outro - Mike Shinoda:]
Yeah! Fort Minor
M. Shinoda - Styles of Beyond
Ryu! Takbir! Machine Shop!
 

Credit: azlyrics.com

 

Not my most but I just agree with the song my most especially chorus part. 

 

"This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"

 

Mike Shinoda knows how to rhyme his feeling, isn't he? *dengki*.

 

This is 10% luck where I think I have less than that. You know why? 1. Sebab I think I'm greedy. 2. Sebab ada yang tak perlu usaha banyak tapi dapat banyak. 3. Sebab aku memang pemalas. -_-"

 

Obviously, aku cemburu dengan cheaters that get well paid. You know, yang ada luck more than 10%. Haha! I speak in annoy, people. Dan cemburu. Dan redha. Dan sarcasm. Bukan dengki. Bukan terputus tali. Bukan saja-saja jadi sarcastic. 

Lepas tu, aku teringat yang Yang Satu hanya bagi yang kita perlukan dan bukan yang kita mahukan. Cemburu aku kurang sikit dan I get motivated. I just need my cemburu more than I need my eyeliner. So that I'll get motivated. Cemburu bagi aku macam minyak petrol untuk kereta yang takde minyak *cam bagus plak aku buat comparison*. Kereta perlukan petrol untuk jadi vromm vroommm vroommmm! So do I. I need cemburu to fire up my will (macam one of Ben10 punye alien - Heatblast). Tehehe. :p 

So Syaza, HAPPY CEMBURU! :D