kutuk weh!

Assalaamualaikum.

appreciation. my level of expressing appreciation is very, very weak yaw. it's like kalau star rated, it will be like kerat 10 punya star (out of 10 stars). very poor. ish3. paling koman pun kan, i give cards sebabnya i don't know how the hell in this whole round world to say it to that person. except for saying thank you. and sorry. even kalau nak say sorry pun it would feel like ada someone invisible dok picit2, tarik2 pipi i. sound nonsense kan but this is the reality kalau dibesarkan dalam family yang hati keras. hik3. sorry Abah, i didn't mean to say this but i guess i just did. heeee. anyway, bukan nak salahkan Abah or Mama or somebody else kan. kalau dah gaya macam tu nak wat camne kan. so, terima jela kan. 

yeah! hati batu.

but, but, but, yeah but, i'll not talking about teaching someone else on how to express your appreciation ke hape. oh no no no! kang kena telan batu belah batu bertangkup pulak kang. dah kalau si tukang tulis ni pun nak say appreciation tergagagagagagap and choke, nak ajar orang pulak kan. bajet la kan. boleh blah lah kan.

ok, kita u-turn balik. 

i nak cakap about someone. i rarely talk (more to kutuk) about him. kalau cakap pun i dok kutuk2. haha! kantoi. tapi takpe, ade orang cakap kalau dok kutuk2 tu tandanya kita ingat kat dia. ye dak? dah kutuk2 mesti kita dok sebut2 nama dia kan? heeeee. ini kira ok pe. daripada kita dok puji melambung-lambung sampai orang yang kena puji tu terasa kembang dari jauh. ek eleh. bajet bagus sungguh budak itew mencewitakan tentang owang iteww. pastu orang tu cakap eh eh apasal aku tiba2 kembang nih? eh eh?! it's bad, bad, bad *geleng at the same time pointing finger gelek2 kiri kanan kiri kanan*. 

him here ni kan, dia kan, dia kan, actually my boyfriend :) alamak kecoh plak dia ni nak kabor satu malaysia dia ada boipren (ok, Syaza bajet satu malaysia baca blog dia. abaikan ye anak2). e'eh, lantak aku lah, eh2, lantak i lah. i tak berkepit sampai tersepit peluk dia ketat2 sampai i lupa kawan dengan dia ok. eceh, ter-emo lah pulak. heee.

firstly kan, i nak cakap yang dia ni idok lah laki idaman i. you know, mr. right/my eligible bachelor/prince charming/etc. he is not even close (kot). 

i want a teddy-like guy (badan stok po in kung fu panda comel kooooot) but i end up dengan lidi-type guy. keciwa jugak la but what to do. takkan kau nak pam dia kot. melotop nanti kau jugak yang nangis. haha!

then, i want a cool guy. you know yang ala2 wolverine cakap nak macho je but i end up dengan guy yang boleh tahan sikit gelabah dia (you, this is my opinion ye, jangan gelabah dulu. hik3). kuat jeles jugak lah dia ni. bukan jugak tapi memang jeles gila tahap cipan, dewa, gaban semua ada. i can't do this, i can't go there, i can't do like this, i can't wear like that. tapi i peduli apa. gasak kau lah weh! heeeee. bukan setakat tu je. kalau bagi nasihat tu kan, panjang tak hengat. da lah panjang, siap stres banyak2 kali. kalau dia tulis semula nasihat dia tu atas kertas kan, i rasa dia siap highlight (guna highlighter terang siap boleh glow in the dark *haha syaza penipu*) mana2 yang penting. i rasa bukan yang penting je dia highlight, mesti dia highlight semua sekali. siap sampai tembus kertas tuh. letih jugak lah nak dengar. and once again, gasak kau la samdol. haha! tak nak dengar, tak nak dengar *ejek gaya upin ipin* wekk!

macho sioooot! fuh!

after that, i want a tall guy, i mean tinggi melangit agak2 macam robert pattison but i end up dengan dia yang tinggi just a few centimetres je dari i (about 2cm je kot). ini yang buat i tak dapat pakai heels even though dia kata it's okay you can wear that heels (tinggi 4 inches punya heels) but i know he's a bit worried. haha! 

  

 tinggi kot. mau sakit tengkuk i. cakap dengan pattison for 5 second and then kena buat senaman tengkuk.

lagi... i want a guy yang minat sama macam i. as an example, rockerish (boleh jadi word of the day tak agak2?) music. but i end up dengan jiwang karat paku dulang paku serpih kind of guy. hmmm :s lantak kau lah. jangan nyanyi lagu2 jiwang karat tangkap leleh kat tingkap rumah i sudeyhh.

lagi... tu jelah kot. i dah takde idea yang bernas lagi bijak dah.

siot gila tak bersyukur i ni ye dok? kalau dah bagi nasihat (aka membebel) sampai berdarah telinga maknanya dia sayang kau lah kan (aceh! jangan kembang bro! haha!). siap tengking kot. nasib baik dah kurang dah tengkingan dikau, kalau tak i bagitahu Mama i huh! yelah, ada aweks tu balaks dia buat deeeerk je dia nak buat apa. by the way, memang patut lah i kena bebel penuh lemak berkrim disukai ramai. i ni dah la hidup nak carefree je (moto hidup: gasak kau lah :D ). ni i macam ada PA la ni kan yang tolong ingatkan i macam2. solatlah, pergi makan lah, pergi mandi lah etc. tapi kesian jugak lah kan. dia bebel sampai berdarah telinga i pun sebab i tak nak dengar nasihat dia sampai dia pun berdarah mulut. haa bagus lah, dua2 injured. haha! by the way, i tahu mesti ada orang cakap gila tak best pompuan ni fikiran clot, eh-eh, kolot *geleng2 kepala* tapi i tak peduli yaw. i am like a floating balloon that needs a string to be held on so that i will not fly across the atmosphere and go to the space and then invade the universe (walaupun i tak dengar cakap dia. heeee).

kalau dah pernah datang jauh2 meredah hutan belantara yang dipenuhi haiwan liar kecil dan besar just to pujuk hati karat lagi keras kau tuh kira ok lah tu kan. time ni siot terharu biru jugak la. tapi tahan, tahan. heeee. cakap thank you sudah. 

kalau dah sanggup hantar kau balik rumah gila bapak jauh kira ok la tu kan (siot ni yang paling i ingat). sanggup jadi si tanggang sekejap kot T_T

kalau dia buat2 muka excited bila i bagi hadiah yang macam harrremm kat dia. you should see his face. funny and soothing *choke*. see, see, nak choke2 pulak dah. this is one of the tanda2 yang menunjukkan i have poor level of expressing appreciation. -_-'

kalau dia sabar je bila i bagi direction salah sampai sesat. oh yes i am a broken GPS. bukan setakat broken tapi memang GPS tak siap. haha! and then i cakap sorry. tapi kenapa you tak marah i bagi salah direction? kalau orang lain mesti dah marah kot. then dia balas alahh dah kita jarang jumpa lah takkan sikit ni pun nak marah. gilakah dikau cik abang? kalau kita sesat kat mana2 tah and then minyak habis and then ada penjahat datang macam mana?

kalau sesat sampai tempat cam ni takpe. i suka. manyak cowok2 ganteng. :p

kalau dia sekarang ni kurang dah komen berat badan i. dah bosan agaknya. haha! yela, dulu dia bagitahu i dia nak perempuan slim2 je. sekali amek kau dapat perempuan tak jaga badan. penternak lemak berjaya. ingin berjaya seperti saya? sila hubungi di talian 017-******* untuk maklumat lanjut trimaseh. ok i dah start merapu. sambung balik. dia siap cakap i beruntung kot dapat you. tinggi (yang ni je i ingat ehehehe) aih. ada makna ke puji2 ni. ada perempuan lain eh? *muka stok garang*

tengok. ok tak? haha! bajet lah kau Syaza. i post benda ni bukan apa. iskandar ni suka paksa-paksa i tulis benda ni. i dah kata i tak nak siap jerit i kata tak nak, tak nak lah!! tapi dia paksa jugak. siap letak pistol kat dahi i ni. haha! whatever it is, i just want to say thank you *choke*. despite bad things he did (yang ni i ingat selalu), sebenarnya ada lagi banyak bermilion-milion lemon2 benda baik (yang ni i jarang2 nak ingat hehehehe) dia dah buat (ok awak can stop kembang, i tak nak you kembang nanti melotopp). tapi still, kena kutuk. haha! ampun ya pak. ;p this is my appreciation to you. i tahu you are my best-est stalker in the world. haha!

p/s: semua gambar dari Google.

Sing a song sang by a singer lah.

Assalaamualaikum.

I'm just saying that I've reach my next level, which is I deadly wanted to sing while playing guitar. 

It starts in a beautiful morning. I was sitting in front of my lappy with Black Coffee on my hands. And everyone else is in chaotic state (putting make-up, shower, ironing cloth etc.) - it was Dr. Ros's class lah! -_-"   Cikguku Didi suggested an indie song called Kimia (a song of Melda Ahmad) few days before. It was a simple song, I mean simple and short lyrics, simple melody (but sweet and nice) and definitely, surely simple guitar chords :) And, and then I slammed on my guitar. And, and  then I sang! I just sang *make face as if something miracle happened*. Fuh! Siot lah kau Syaza! Ingatkan forever kau tak pandai nyanyi sambil main gitar (due to kelembapan Syaza untuk pick up skil-skil yang memerlukan tangan, kaki dan organ lain selain otak..jap-jap..tapi kadang-kadang lembap faham jugak) :P Heee. I don't care if I'd ruin other people's mood with my frog voice at that day but I AM CONTENTED (for a while :| ).

I've prepared a vid of my singing. I'm sorry if you experience ear-soring moment (sincerely tau). Good Luck! :B

P/S: Tapi video next time ye. Heee. Laptop saya sakit sudeyh :( Lagu-lagu lain pun next time

Ini moment paling grrrrr..

This happened on a day. Once upon a day. There were six creatures. One, two, three, four, five and six. Yes. Six people. Were heading to Pulau Pangkor. Of course to have our holiday :D 

Of course, I got excited! Hoho! Yeah, everybody got excited. Because we, these six creatures, seldom spend our time together to settle down on an island and gotten bitchy :D

It's on Chinese New Rabbit Year holiday man. People were like 'Whoa!-Nikhun 2PM-is-in-KL-lets-go-and-grab-him kind of situation. I can see most of cars on the road were heading to Lumut or Pulau Pangkor. I was praying that those cars weren't heading to Pulau Pangkor but will stop at Lumut to buy some sotong kering. But, nope! Everybody was zombi-ing to Pulau Pangkor! Haih! -_-"

This what I meant. New parking spots were 'built' with engineering skills so that it can fit in thousands of cars. This is one of the parking spots.

After my Daddy park our car, we walked..hmm..quite far..no, no..very far to reach jetty. You know, we need a ferry to get to the island. And my Daddy parked so very far from the jetty. Fewhhh! I'm sweating like hell. Even hell don't sweat like me (wait, hell can sweat meh? -_-") And this was how I looked like.

Ok. Saya terkeluar dari AF. T_T

As you can imagine, loads of people were waiting for the ferry at the jetty. When I mean loads, it means people were so much like ants craving for sugar. Really. 

Fuhh! Lenguh nak tunggu. Dengan orang tak bertamadunnya. Boleh pulak potong-potong barisan. Hish!

Yeah. Kami kat atas ferry dah. Click-click sana sini :D

Anginnya pantai. Wuuuuu. Sangat kencang. Tudung kena pegang kalau tak aurat terlopong sana sini.

Yeah! Adik-adikku aka my Ulats yang tercinta. Nasib baik tak terjun feri sebab terlampau excited :)

Ok. Not just my Ulats yang excited. Saya pun dua kali lima puluh lapan. Heeee.

Bila dah sampai pulau tu, kitorang kena naik taxi nak pergi tempat kitorang tidur-tiduran dan lepak-lepakan. We were like - ni kot resort kita, tapi taxi tu tak berhenti. Yang tu kot , tapi taxi tak berhenti juga. Last-last everybody just keep quiet. Tired of guessing I guess. LOL

Actually bukan naik taxi. Tapi naik roller coaster babe! Pergh! Dahsyat Pak Cik Taxi ni bawak. Saya berpeluh for the second time! -_-"

And the cute thing is, semua taxi kat Pulau Pangkor tu berwarna pink. Can you imagine that the island were conquered by pink beast machine. Comel! :3

Lepas, naik roller coaster semua, kitorang sampai kat bilik. Kitorang dapat bilik yang tak ada lah gempak mana. Yela, it was holiday. And Abah tempah bilik agak lewat. Not much choices left. So, taram jelah. Asalkan kitorang selamat dan boleh tidurrrrrr :) My Daddy were thinking of sleeping in a chalet but what to do. Tak ada rezeki kitorang. Lenkali ye Abah. :)

And then not much that we could do as a typical tourist. Sebab satu, saya agak s*upid sebab tak keluarkan duit banyak-banyak untuk snorkeling or banana-boating dengan my Ulats (S*tupid Syaza -_-"). Haih! Nasib baik duit cukup untuk beli something untuk Cik Serumah and Mama and Abah and Ulats and my Busyuk. Segan nak mintak duit kat Abah and Mama. And ATM only available at the pulau's pekan which are way quite far from where we were settling. Dua, sebab kitorang stay for two days and one night only. Sebabnya Abah nak balik kampung jugak. Rindu dekat Embah. Tapi, dalam not much time tu kan, sempat la jugak buat what tourist would do on their island vacation :]

Kami keje dok makan je dekat pulau tu. Makan-makan-makan. Hurmm -_-" Sambil tunggu makan tu jadi cam-whore kejap. Kejap je. Heeee.

Yeah. Ni lah muka Mama bila makanan depan mata dah abes. Heeee. Gurau je ye Mama. :D

Ni tengah jalan-jalan pilih souvenir. Warna biru you! Match dengan tudung I! Aawww :p

Yeah! Ni dia! Atlet Malaysia. Renang berirama. Dah macam dugong mabuk dah ni ha Xp

Hmm, kitorang turun mandi few hours before we went to kampung. 8 am till 10 am. Breakfastless. Fuhh!

After jadi dugong mabuk, kitorang jadi penyu tersadai pula :D Mayday-mayday! There are Penyus on the shore.

Makan lagi. Yeah. Baju yang sama sebab kitorang ambil gambar masa makan time ni saja. So, buat-buat macam ni time makan yang lain pula ya :p Our late breakfast. Tak ingat makan apa dah (Bad Syaza. I should eat more raisins -_-"). *Danial became like wow!-kat-kedai-makan-ni-ada-story-book. And I was like -_-"

The night before we went away from the island, actually Danny went fishing. Yeah, at night. Wie and I accompanied him. Danny kata malam-malam boleh tangkap sotong. Dia memancing cam semangat je kan. Tapi hampeh -_-" Sebatang hidung sotong pun tak nampak. Sampai habis umpan dia. Kesian kan? Hmm. Whatever it is, I'm totally support him fishing. Sebab fishing ajar dia jadi sabar, dan tak berputus asa, dan terima qada' dan qadar. Qada' dan qadar huh? Ok la tu. Go Danny!

Dah swimming (erk swimming ke? :P) kitorang nak balik dah. sebelum balik kampung pulak, kitorang bergambar kenang-kenangan kat depan resort. Typical tourist eh? :) The one and only gambar satu family di Pulau Pangkor. Without missing anybody :3

Saya nak jadi Penyu lagi :(

Mama dah pancit layan kitorang yang mengada-ngada. Adik dengan muka comel ala-ala iklan deodorant :p

Dalam feri nak balik dah. Bye-bye Pangkor ^^

Itu sahaja. Bye-bye :)

Saya gian nak main gitar saya yang bernama Mr. Black Coffee. Saya tinggal dia sorang-sorang kat rumah di Puncak Alam. Saya GIAN! T.T

Mr. Black Coffee aka my new lover.

Ok. Introducing>> Black Coffee!! Woohohoho! Eh, silap-silap. Mister Black Coffee!! Ok, shut it Syaza. 

Black Coffee huh? 

I love to name my things. Actually for some appreciation, so that those things will not broke down aka jahanam in a very little time. Macam, I named my laptop as Miss Crunchy Waffle, my phone as Miss Gravy Grape, and now my guitar- Mister Black Coffee. Why Black Coffee? One, because it is black in colour (one of my fav colour) and two, because I love to sip coffee when I feel like stay up late at night to study for tomorrow's exam paper. Got that? Yes? Thank God. :)

And why MISTER again? Because 'he' is my new lover :) And WHY again? Because 'he' stopped me from being so lonely, and cranky, and boring. Uhuh. WHY again? You should put your sock in it. Swear to god you should. -_-'

Cewah-cewah! Gaya macam dah terror (maknanya bukan ganas tp hebat) tapi pandai very few chords je. Eheh :)

Perasan sendiri-sendiri. LOL!

P/s: Adek or Danial or Wie or whoever read this, beg you not to tell Mama. Heh. :D

How to choose an acoustic guitar for beginners.

First of all, I wanted to tell you that this entry is for BEGINNERS, PROs can click here. Pergi jalan-jalan okey. :)

Ok. I have a very hard time of mine to choose a guitar for myself. Dah tak tahan dah ni. Dah berapa tahun tahan nafsu ni nak beli gitar due to other priorities. Then, menggelupoq (aceh~say it ala-ala Dr. Ros :) ) nak beli. Disebabkan tahun ni I’ve hide my hesitation-bogeymen firmly in the closet, so, I belilah. Ngee. Sorry Mama (nasib baik Mama tak ada blog~gulp). I tahu Mama mesti marah ni. Gomenasai! Alaa. Tak mahal pun. A little portion of my money je. :3

Ok now back to the business. Ape tadi? Oh yes. Macam mana nak pilih gitar kan? Yes-yes. You wouldn’t want to choose a guitar recklessly, macam I pilih baju – ambil, bayar dan menyesal. And bila nak pergi beli gitar tapi no one to turn to, you have me here :) Tapi tak ada lah pakar sangat. I am a newbie too :)

There are few things to look at.

1) Buat keputusan – nak gitar elektrik ke akustik. Elektrik ke akustik. Elektrik ke akustik. Elektrik ke akustik. Elektrik ke akustik. Ok-ok. Stop-stop-stop! Dah pening dah kan? Tell me that you dah pening nak pilih. Belum pilih lagi – pergi bertapa kat Gunung Kinabalu sana. Mana tahu dapat mimpi kat sana ke kan. Akustik? Teruskan baca kalau sudi (anda dipaksa untuk sudi!) :] Elektrik? Click here.

2) Budget. Duit-duit, di mana kau duit! Angkat punggung dan cuba usha kat internet and music shops. It worth it tahu. You can either buy a new guitar or used guitar. Beginner ni beli la yang murah-murah. Tapi caution! Too cheap is not good. Sumbang mambang jadinya nanti baru kau tahu. Tak pun bila nak gadai sebab dah tak ada duit nak makan nanti, boleh jual gitar tu. Kalau beli yang murah, dah la beli murah, nak jual pula tu. Fikir sendiri yes? Kalau anak raja ke, silakan pilih yang beribu-ribu.

3) Kalau nak tahu pasal cosmetic gitar ni, pergilah kat page INI. Macam mana nak pilih kayu bagai.

4) Shopping time!

5) Jangan lupa minta tolong orang lain yang pakar tune gitar tu. *in case if you are really empty about guitar*

Gossip Girl-kind-of wardrobe. Serena and Vanessa of course.

I love this pant (actually this kind of pant). Pant only. Not the whole overall. Breezy. Haha! But seriously, I love this pant.

Having a dress that look this way would be very nice. I’ll smile ear to ear :) . And of course, in a modest way.

Yes. The top is cute. Yes. I want it. Yes. Yes. Yes!

Bangles and shoes. Majestic!

The top. Would be nice on me if I’m willowy.

Love pattern of the top. Illuminate.

I just love the way they dress. Yeah-yeah! I know bukan diorang yang pilih what to wear or get the dress elsewhere. Tapi saya suka. Nice. And really is me. But having my hands on those cloths shall need loads of time. However, in this time meaning, kita berangan dulu ya (That's why banyak jerawat kat muka kot. Hmmm.). ;) Apa-apa pun I'll make it in my way. A muslim way. In a way that my Mama would say "Baju labuh macam ni la Mama suka". :) InsyaAllah. :D

Itu sahaja. Terima kasih.

Nombor dalam kotak kecil = Sudoku-kun!

Saya tahu ramai lagi yang tak pandai selesaikan Sudoku. Saya pun ambil masa sampai umur 18, or maybe 19 (Alah. Umur berapa-berapa je lah.) untuk tahu macam mana nak selesaikan Sudoku walaupun saya sudah tanya ramai orang pasal ni. Saya mula tahu pasal Sudoku bila kawan sekelas saya (Masa di tingkatan 5..kot. ) kusyuk buat Sudoku dalam kelas. Lepas tu, saya tanya dia macam mana nak main Sudoku. He said, just isi nombor dari 1 sampai 9 vertically, horizontally and small boxes yang dalam Sudoku tu. And I just said: oh, OK  (sambil tersengih-sengih macam kerang busuk).  Rasa macam nak tanya lagi sebab tak faham tapi budak tu dah buat muka ala-ala ‘I’m-busy-I’m-busy-and-please-go-away’ face. So, I just let it go. I bet it is a game that was created specially for geniuses like him.

Lepas tu, masa diploma, saya ada seorang kawan serumah yang suka main Sudoku juga. And again, saya menyemak dekat dia. Ask the same question. And she told me the same answer but this time, dengan muka ala-ala mesra. Then saya pinjam buku Sudoku dia. Buat tenung-tenungan. Mana tahu dapat idea macam mana nak main Sudoku ni. Wallah! Dapat! Rupa-rupanya kacang kuda saja (Ceh! Macam berlagak pula kan? Hehehe.).

Sudoku ada dua jenis (yang saya tahu la kan). Sejarah Sudoku? Oh! Google sendiri OK :) . 6x6 dan 9x9. Rupa yang 6x6 macam ni.

Dalam kotak besar ni ada 36 kotak, right? And bahagi lagi kepada 6 kotak to create a group of 6 small-small boxes of numbers (I wish I could stick my finger out of this entry so that I can show you which are the boxes). And now, welcome to Sudoku World peeps!

Siapa yang berminat nak belajar macam mana nak main Sudoku are most welcome to read further. Yang tak nak tu boleh explore entry lain dalam blog ni. Arigato!

How to complete Sudoku (6x6) guna cara Syaza

*Tak tahu nama kaedah pe tah ni. Tapi kaedah ni memang ada namanya dan saya guna kaedah ni sejak azali lagi. Kalau nak tahu juga namanya, Google sendiri.

*Let’s learn with 6x6 sudoku OK? Easier.

1. Ada 3 cara nak tengok susunan nombor pada kotak-kotak Sudoku ni.

Tengok susunan nombor secara menegak.

Tengok susunan nombor secara melintang.

Tengok susunan nombor dalam kotak grup kecil.

2. Isi nombor yang kena kidnap tu dalam kotak yang kosong. Pastikan nombor yang diisi tu tak berulang vertically, horizontally and dalam grup of 6 numbers tu.

3. Let’s try one.

From 1 to 6, nombor apa yang tak ada? My little brother says number 3.

4.  Sekarang try menegak pula.

Danny says nombor 1 yang kena kidnap. So, kita bubuh nombor  1 dalam tu.

5. Sekarang, let’s try yang dalam group of 6 pula.

Wie kata nombor 1 yang MIA dari kotak tu. So, kita letak nombor 1.

6.  OK. Rupanya macam ni dah.

7. Isi kotak-kotak yang lain guna cara yang sama satu per satu.

8. Siap! Hoho!

p/s: Sudoku 9x9 pun guna cara ni juga. Senang kan?

Itu sahaja. Terima kasih.

Answer:

Preloved yet to be love.

Ok. Saya tak tahu langsung wujudnya bundle ni, until one of my friend introduce me to this one day. Jannah namanya. Actually, I’m glad that she did that – kenalkan saya dengan bundle stuffs. You know, I love to look nice and trendy (not so) and tidy and look like me but I am very not ready to spend my money or to starve myself just to buy a piece of clothe that I want (Kecuali bila gila-time dah sampai. Heheh). Something like – I’d rather buy a brand new MP3 or books instead of buying a pair of jeans that I saw and fall-in-love-at-first-sight with and worth above a hundred. And you know why? Because I tend to regret it after I own it. Pathetic, right? Hehehe. Ya lah. Saya tak ada banyak duit lebih. I have to choose between two things if I have some money. :)

And then, bundle come into my life. Walla! Now I can buy something nice with minimal budget. Fewwh! I bought a jeans that really content me for RM11 (selepas Jannah kenyit-kenyit mata pada abang si tukang jaga kedai. Hik3 ). Jimat duit saya! Dan saya suka.

Yes-yes. I know some people would feel gross with bundle cloths. Salah seorang yang nyata is my lecturer that I shall not say her name in here (nanti kena saman.heeee) and my boyfee (Ampun2. m(_,_)m ).  She set us to present on a topic that we had to decide on our own. A friend of mine chose to share about bundle things. And the lecturer made some sort of face expression. Muka geli-geli macam tu. But why should I care uh?

Bundle stuffs came from different part of the world, I know. The previous owner might have skin diseases, I know. They might be handled with less hygienic and proper care on the way they are transported to its destination, I know. I do not care. Because I do know the correct way to wash bundle stuffs except for shoes (Kawan saya ajar ni.)

How to wash bundle stuffs (shoes are not included).

1. Bubuh baju/ seluar/ jacket/ whatsoever ke dalam besen.

2. Pergi masak air yang secukupnya sampai mendidih. (Note: Secukupnya means kalau besar clothe anda maka banyak lah airnya. Ok? :) )

3. Air dah masak? Kalau sudah, curah air tu ke dalam besen yang berisi baju/ seluar/ jacket/ whatsoever tu. Make sure all part of the cloth are soaked into the water ya. (Note: Beware of hot water. Sebab saya sayang kamu)

4. Rendam selama 2 to 3 hours. Ini sebab nak bagi bacteria-bakteria yang tak susah nak mati dengan sabun yang sudah melekat pada baju/ seluar/ jacket/ whatsoever tu mati. Kalau kamu paranoid and worry that there might be some left over bacteria, you are welcome to repeat this procedure. Jangan sampai baju kamu rosak sebab di rendam lama-lama sudah lah. :)

5. Sudah puas rendam? Sekarang, basuh baju/ seluar/ jacket/ whatsoever tu. By hands or washing machine. The choice is in your hand.

6. Keringkan. Iron. Dan pakailah dengan bangganya! :D Selamat pakai! 

Addicted-to-sambal-belacan Syndrome.

Sambal Belacan. The world most greatest appetizer (hahah! Lebih sudah. ngeee.. :p). Saya suka sambal belacan dari kecil lagi. And of course Mama and Abah yang ajar saya makan. Tak tahu kenapa, saya ketagih dengan sambal belacan. Tidak kepada tiada sambal belacan. Saya boleh makan sambal belacan dari semua negeri di Malaysia (ada ke sambal belacan kat tempat lain?erk?). Tapi the most special and sangat suka is sambal belacan yang Mama buat dan yang saya buat (Cewaah! Masuk lif, tekan sendiri! xP). Dan saya suka makan sambal belacan dengan macam2 lauk including sotong dan udang. I can't live without sambal belacan! Hoho!

"A Malay style sambal. Fresh chilis are pounded together with toasted shrimp paste (belacan) in a stone mortar to which sugar and lime juice are added. Originally, limau kesturi or calamansi lime, is used but since this is scarce outside of Southeast Asia, normal lime is used as a replacement. Tomatoes are optional ingredients. Sometimes, sweet sour mangoes or equivalent local fruits are also used. It can be eaten with cucumbers or ulam (leafy herbs) in a meal of rice and other dishes. A Malaysian-Chinese version is to fry belacan with chili."

(Source: Wikipedia)

(picture source: 'as stated above' :))

p/s: Nak resepi, cari sendiri. :p

02.31am.
Sunday, November 28, 2010.
Syaza.