wobbly bubbly

Me said: hey3! 
Blog said: yeaaah. welcome baaack..
Me said: sorry. :3
Blog said: go to hell..
Me said: olooohh. =.=


a new year. a new entry. yeah. literally, after few months kot kan. sebabnye imma busy lady kan. sebabnye i suke bagi banyak alasan kan. sebabnye imma lazy butt. sebabnye, sebabnye, sebabnye..SHUT UUUP! padahal, i online almost everyday kot. -______________-"


ok2. bukan nak cakap pasal pe pun bile sign in blog ni. just tetibe teringat that i've a blog. owh, shoot! two blogsss. yezza! two! crappy crap-crap. partial dementia la plak kan. huish! ok. back on track. it's new year, but end of a semester. my first final paper for this semester was like dementia-after-i-accidentally-knock-my-head-with-tap. my second was like ha-ha-ha-i-am-gila. third punye like hew-hew-hew. full stop.


then, balek dari exam tadi, my besties decide to makan-makan sebab duit rumah (duit kumpul-an rumah sewe) ade lebih. makan mcd je pun. boleh la. buat berpoya-poya sambil makan. i loike! hikss. :D


and then balek rumah cabut rumput. da nak cuti panjang kan. so kene cantas la rumput itew so that segale ular, buaye, dinosaur, burung kakak tua tak diternak unintentionally. aci la kan. rumah ku, syurga ku. lemak ku, bakar ku. berpoloh2 den mencabut rumput belakang rumah tu ha. cam marathon 7 km peluhnye. tapi aci la kan. rumah ku, syurga ku, ye tak? :) i love u rumah!


sok i nak balek dah. yoley-yoley-yoley-hihuu! adios amigos. cik abang saye amek. hikss! ~gatal   siot!


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Dark of the Cloud

Assalaamualaikum and good morning/good day/good afternoon/good noon/good evening/good night/get well soon/congatulation etc (sila bulat pada yang berkaitan SAHAJA)

i have this habit. i love to take as if everything happen surrounds me has to do with me. it's some kind related to me or something. especially how a weather is related to my day. i'd watch the sky to see whether the sky is imitating my mood. will the clouds turn dark when i'm sad? will it rain when someone i love is leaving me? i know it sounds ridiculous, this is my way of soothing my uneasiness tho. 

ok, enough with the bleww-bleww (blue-blue) stupid entry. i just nak share la kan. ade satu hari ni i sedih. then, i watch the sky. there was a very large, dark cloud above me. sambil2 dok layan perasaan tangkap lentok habis tu, tibe2 i wonder macamane awan tu jadi gelap. dari putih yang suci murni itewww jadi gelap as if orang jahat dalam cite green lantern tu tengah take over the world. yela kan, kalau ikot fikiran bengong2 sepat i ni i rase sepatutnye awan tu bertambah putih jela kan. hipotesis i adelah ---> semakin banyak air, semakin putih dan besaaau awan iteww. logik tak? logik kan? heeeee *i dengan bangganye tersenyum kambing dengan hipotesis yang i berikan iteww (applause as background sound untuk moment sebegini)*

then, i google la. keyword die: why clouds are white. aceeeehh! soalan basic. first exactly macam ni. ade few explanation for this i-wonder-why thingy. 

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first, it's all about shadow. image of the cloud turns dark is about seeing the shadow of the dark. cuba bayangkan bola. torch top of the bola. bahagian bawah bola tu nampak gelap kan? macam tu la dengan awan. awan tu gugusan air yang besar. bile matahari shines on top of the tremendous awan je, kite dapat tengok bahagian atas awan tu terang & bawah awan tu gelap kan? dari sini la jugak macam mane omputih dapat diorang punye idiom: every cloud has silver lining. tapi kadang2 ade awan besar yang tak nampak gelap sangat kan. tu sebab angle kite tengok awan tu. kalau kite tengok dari bawah awan tu, maka nampak gelap la awan iteww. kalau kite tengok awan tu ari tepi, maka awan iteww kelihatan sikit terang tak gelap sangat. faham? x faham sudah. 

matahari shine kat atas je.

ini adelah sebuah negara di mane semua rakyatnye tak pakai baju. pakai seluar & skirt je.

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second of all, awan tebal & awan nipis. nipis?? cam lain macam je bunyi. ok kite tuka: awan tak tebal. secare logiknye cahaya matahari susah nak tembus opaque thing yang tebal kan? depends on the density of a thing. kalau kite letak a torch behind one sheet of paper, kite boleh nampak light from the torch kan? bile tambah about 20 sheets of paper, makin kurang cahaya yang tembus kertas2 tu kan? same goes to awan la. 

awan tebal = kurang cahaya matahari tembus awan iteww = awan gelap.

high amount of wattah in the cloud, means higher density, means darker cloud, means cepat pegi angkat baju di ampaian depan rumah anda. trimaseh.

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third of all, sebab scattering property of the wattah* in the awan babyhh! in detail Mie Scattering theory. secare bengong2 punye explanation, water droplet scatter light into spectrum. alaaaaa. yang ni:

Micheal = merah

Jackson = jingga aka oren

Kick = kuning

His =  hijau

Brother = biru

In = indigo

USA = ungu

red colour scattered = red

all colour scattered = white

all colour absorbed = black

awan scatter light everywhere. that's why awan iteww putih. logik rite? :D yeah! syaza pandai yaw!

erkk?? wait. ini untuk why clouds are white. how about dark cloud? da scatter lights nak absorb plak. awan boleh pening2 ke? kejap scatter kejap absorb? 

oh tidak. untuk ni, kene balek kat point #2 - the density of the awanss. i saje2 je mention canggih words like spectrum, theory & whatsoever. so that i'll look like a geniusss. hehehehehe.

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kesimpulan: hipotesis diTOLAK. *syaza drop dead dried *_* i'm not that geniussss.

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p/s: *(wattah = water)


moral of the story: subhanallah :)

credits: http://weathersavvy.com/Q-Clouds_And_Color1.html & ttp://weathersavvy.com/Q-BlueSky.html (dalam ni explain why the is blue, red, orange, yellow, pink - ridiculous, green etc). another credit will be for google. 

my very first Wordless Wednesday.

Assalaamualaikum and good morning/good day/good afternoon/good noon/good evening/good night/get well soon/congatulation etc (sila bulat pada yang berkaitan SAHAJA)

i do not know how/where/when/why this Wordless Wednesday came from. i saw Judin posted in every week. and i was damn, awat wordless wednesday menyusahkan hidup aku - i got nothing to say. siot gelabah tak? haha! kalau tak nak tulis kau senyap jela syaza hoi! ;| now i've someting to write under Wordless Wednesday. at last (gila bongek) yeeheehehe. what an achievement syaza. *hidung kembang2, pipi macam nak melotop* ok stop it syaza.

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ok2 - back to what i'm suppose to do (iaitu Wordless Wednesday).

it not really happen on wednesday. so, it's not really wordless wednesday. but as usual, gasak kau la, hari ni kan rabeww. ok fine. 

it happened yesterday. guess what day did it happened & i'll give you a kiss -_-' siot berani dare macam tuh. *sambil melepaskan beribu-ribu-riban flying kisses ke angkasaraya untuk peneka tak bertuah - hambek kau lol* dush3! stop merapu syaza.

actually, i nak balik Penang. yela dah ambek cuti tak rasmi for few days. nak kembali mencari rezeki di tempat orang hew hew hew :( my friends and i decided to take a train. so, pung-pang-pung-pang my friend bought train ticket yesterday (second guess & second flying kiss will be gifted tehehe - bajet orang hadap flying kiss kau hoho!) 9.20pm. second class ticket. so, i pun plan la nak pergi kl central after maghrib. konon-konon nak solat dulu la kan. tapi konon-konon i tu tersangat la stupid sebabnya i bajet everything will be well dalam masa i on the way pergi kl central tu. see-see! this is one of my attitude. take things lightly. 


i tunggu maghrib dengan tersangat lah sabarnya. mama bila nak maghrib ni? mama said jap lagi lah tu. then i replied ok2 *tunggu patiently* 


i solat maghrib.


i bersiap.


abah i nak hantar i pergi KTM serdang. i pun tunggu la dia habis tengok annissa. annissa (wonder if i spell it right - i malas nak google for the actual spelling behehehe) is a Tv3 drama. i tak pernah tengok cite ni. tapi yang i tau mama, abah & even adek yang baru balek keje pon exaggerate like hell hoi! annissa! annissa! annissa nak abes dah! -_-' siot jerit macam kat medan perang. terkejut beruk akak. so, abah tunggu the drama abes baru anta i. 

ni lah drama annissa. i eja nama drama ni betol! excited akak. tak tau lah ape yang diorang berkenan sangat dengan drama nih *bukak tonton.com.my*

drama abes.


naik kereta. abah tanya when's your train again? i replied half past 9 pm. abah said ok. then, vroom-vroomm! abah stopped to fill the tank up. then, vroom again.


sampai KTM serdang. 


then, i beli tren tix to kl central. i tunggu lagi. it's 8.30 pm. my heart said it's ok. still got time. i'll give the train till 8.45 pm then i'll choke. wait patiently. time seemed move faster than ever. my heart said siot cepat jam nih! hoi! slow la sikit! time ni i dah tak kisah jadi tua dengan wish the time to go slow. dah pukul 8.45 pm. i gulped a lot. i waited for the light. light of the train (ok macam puitis plak). my heart pounded hoi! dah pukul 8.50 pm nih! di manakah dikau wahai tren yang kucintai? di mana!!? takpe2. i bagi till 9 pm. kalau tak you (KTM) and i putus couple! huh! seyes i said that way. i mean dalam hati la kan. kang kuarkan kat mulut plak kang, people will say i'm crazyhh! ade plak couple dengan keretapi. tak thrill langsung. bila kita merajuk tren tu bukan nak pujuk pun. thrust me. ok2, back to the story-mory. 8.58 pm tren ter'chenta' pun sampai. fuh! selamatlah dikau dari break up wahai tren. *hati sengih sikit* tapi still risau. yela. as my closed friends now that i am not well oriented. seriously. i bukan tau sangat kl central walaupun dah berjuta2 lemon pergi. hati i said takpe2 sempat2. 


dalam tren plak kan, i sabar lagi. yela, i bukan naik bullet train ke hape. i nyanyi2 dalam hati. i buat mesh up, rap, imagine how would a song sound when play acoustically. kaki i plak dah shuffle dah (that's what iskandar said when i text him that kaki i dah joget2). serdang. then, bandar tasik selatan. then, salak selatan. then, seputih. my heart said tak payah berenti kat seputih pun takpe bukan ada orang nak berenti pun. ok, everybody can cepuk me. how ignorant kan i ni? of course ada orang nak berenti kat seputih. dush3! ok then, mid valley. ok, then one last stop - KL CENTRAL bebehh! then, tren tu berenti sekejap in the middle between mid valley & kl central. hati i said what?!! move train, move! awat hang berenti nih!!  time ni dah pukul 9.15 pm i guess. sampai pukul 9.18 pm tren tu dok tercongok kat tengah tuh! haih! ok fine i dah tak sempat. i called my friend to tell how cuak i am. but she told me to chill, kat lua tren orang jalan2 lagi ni. ok. chill skit. i sampai kat kl central 9.19 pm. i lari2 naik atas. sampai ada dua orang budak laki (macam highschooler) dok ejek2 i lari, lari HAHAHA *sambil ajuk2 i lari*. i cakap dengan slow shut up.... *sambil lari2*

sampai atas i cari platform i. siot i kat mana nih? ok i confuse dalam kl central. i don't know where the hell am i. i tanya KTM staff mana platform 1 eh? *dengan cuak & tercungap-cungap plak tuh tak cool langsung* staff tu jawab relax dik platform tu kat tingkat 2 sebelah kfc *sambil tunjuk arah lorong sebelah McD*. i pun angguk2 macam Woody the woodpecker. i pergi la arah dia tunjuk - McD. situ ada escalator kot i said. ok, not even staircase. hoi syaza! kat sebelah sana mana ada escalator! i patah balek. i tercari-cari escalator yang i selalu nampak tu. TAKDE! perhh! cuak sampai tak nampak escalator. dasyat sungguh!! syaza, syaza -_-'


my friend called. die bagi direction. die kata cepat2 tren da gerak! sempat lagi kejar. i dengan cuak cakap i tak tau mana kfc nih! tak sempat dah ni! *sambil lari2* kawan i cakap tak2! sempat2! lari2! i nampak escalator. i naek. eh, mak cikss ni cepat lah. i nak naek tingkat 2 nih! i bajet i sorang je nak naek tingkat 2. then, sampai tingkat 2. mana KFC?!!!! oh there u are. i pun lari sampai nak gila. time ni belum hang up phone call. kawan i cakap ouh syaza tren dah jalan laju2 dah. i was like takpe lah bye2 korang. i was pissed. 


marah gila. dengan kemarahan yang ada i called is. die jawab macam mamai2 giteww yess, dah naik tren? i double pissed. i dalam kesusahan & kesedihan die tido. cisss. i jawab i terlepas tren. then, hang up. i pun tak tau nak marah kat sapa. sume orang i marah. marah dalam hati cukup kan. 


abah, apesal abah tunggu annissa & isi minyak tadi?!


tren kat KTM serdang, nape kau lambat & jalan terkedek-kedek & berenti sebentar bersama kit kat?


tren pegi sungai petani, nape kau punctual sangat?! selalu tren siot lambat.


my friend, apesal korang naek tren tu dulu?!


is, nape tido?!


me myself, nape kau solat dulu? kan boleh jamak bila sampai. nape kau bajet takkan ada masalah kat tengah2 jalan nanti? haish! nape kau bagitau abah tren pukul 9.30 pm? it's 9.20 pm lah! 10 minit banyak beza kau tahu. 


haa! ni lah manusia especially me tehehehe. salah orang nampak dulu. salah sendiri simpan last2. then, dah terbukti salah sendiri. yeah, sudah terang lagi bersuluh di mana orang yang selain diri sendiri mahupun tren tiadalah salahnya di dalam keadaan ini. rasa nak cepuk je kau ni syaza. dush3! ouch3! 


i pun beli tren tix balek serdang. is dah offer diri for few times nak amek i but i said no sebabnya i mara dengan diri sendiri. i am so sorry to lepaskan kat you ok sayang. nanti kite dating lagi sementara i still kat sini ok? lalalalalala~ then, i informed my daddyhh to pick me at serdang. today, hari rabu, i dengan tersengih2. i memang kelakar lah. macam harremm la kau syaza. cam siot je. HAHAHA! longkang sungguh hati syaza. hikss.

p/s: to my fwensss, balakss, abah & tren, this is not uollzzz fault at all. so, don't be like salahkan diri tu. and sorry to blame uollzz at the first place upon what had happened. Ampun maaf diminta. Mensuci hening dosa. Seruan kita. Untuk semua. Selamat... selamat...Selamat hari raya. 

kesian terima kasih.

tips for free loaders macam saya :)

assalaamualaikum and hello.

it's been 3 days UiTM Penang hold blood donation. 2 hospitals join it for to day (30th june 2011). Hospital Sungai Petani and Hospital Seberang Jaya. dan it's been dah tak tahu berapa kali dah i try to donate my bloody blood. and dah berapa kali dah tak dapat nak derma. questionnaire, ok. berat, terlebih-lebih. salah satu sebab nak derma adalah nak buang sikit darah so that berat i turun sikit. hoho! kidding. jangan ikut ye. memang tak relevan pun. hemoglobin, teeeett! tak lepas - again. jeeez. i rasa i dah makan terlebih dah. vege (i telan all kind of vege), check. ayam, check in fact hari2 makan. wait, bukan setakat hari2 but each time my meal kot. seafood, malas nak kupas kulit kerang, ketam etc. ikan, not yet makan sebab mahal. ehehehe.

 

iron enriched food. yeaaah! kite sume pemakan besi yang tegar. hidup besi!!!

by the way, hemoglobin (or spell as haemoglobin - in British) is our helper. they help us to transport oxygen all over the place. i mean in our body, bukan pergi singapore ke australia ke bangalore ke kan. hemoglobin loves red very much. every single red blood cell in our blood has hemoglobin. that makes our blood red sebabnye darah kita have 45% red blood cells (normally-nye la). kalau nak biodata hemoglobin in great detail, silalah google sendiri. trimaseh, sila datang lagi.

our hemoglobin really looked like a monster. trust me *muka suci*

buffy coat is white blood cells. diorang suka pakai kot yang berwarna putih. that's why they are called buffy coat. haha! kidding.

before ni i ada post about blood donating and to see whether you can donate your blood or not. ni i nak habaq mai, what's good about donating your blood. 


1. you help people. people happy. you yourself happy. the doctor less stress. blood bank staff less stress.  Allah happy too. bila Allah happy, you dapat pahala :)


2. kena inject dengan bius sakit sikit. tapi kategori sakit la kan. sakit penghapus dosa. dosa kecik jela kot. teheheeee. di sebabkan i jahil, so, i cakap kena inject itewww penghapus dosa. haha! bongoks gile. silalah confirmkan benda ini. trimaseh. jangan kau cucuk diri sendiri dengan jarum banyak2 pulak. tu bukan penghapus dosa dah tu. tu nak mampus namenye. a'ah, pastu bile orang tanye sape ajar korang jawab syaza ni ha. haku baling kau dengan boot phua chu kang T____T


3. i am a free loader. dapat banyak benda free bila kite derma darah. dapat makan freeeeeeee. it depends to the hospital. kalau hospital kaya, dapat makan steak. kalau hospital kurang kaya, dapat makan gula2 je. aceeeh syaza penipu.

4. i am a real free loader. lagi satu benda free is dapat buat test HIV, hepatitis etc dengen freeeee. yela kan. cube pergi hospital kerajaan and cakap i nak order test polan, polan, polan (i mean without any medical checkup). confirm kena baling penyapu ajaib. unless dah cukup gila. kalau kat hospital swasta boleh la kot. it's just the matter of moneyy-yah. any positive result will be informed by doctor. sebab kat blood bag ada nombor siri yang ada kat borang derma. i bukan nak cakap korang ni gila sosial sampai suspected kena AIDs, hepatitis or whatsoever tapi semua disease tadi tu ada window period (undetectable for some period after being infected which may up to years) & tak semestinya semua transmitted by sexual deeds. hepatitis can be transmitted via food too e.g. hep A. positif sikit yaw.


5. i am a free loader - again. kalau korang tak dapat donate sebab tak cukup hemoglobin (macam i -_-"), try to seek for consultation with doctor on duty. kenyit2 la mata sikit. senyum kasi maniiiiss. & then wallaahh! dapat vitamin (iron, folic acid etc) for freeeeeeee. heeee. actually orang yang donate pun dapat jugak. tehehe. tak payah nak gedik2 :p


6. i am totally a free loader. tak payah nak korbankan duit syiling naik scale dekat shopping mall. syiling tu simpan untuk dobi je. weigh yourself for freeeee. untuk orang yang ada scale dekat rumah tu, jangan percaye scale anda sangat. PENIPU BOSA. hoho! i tahu dah keje adjust dah mende alah tuh :p

kesian, trimaseh.

Credit: Google (seriously need a camera so that google will not be much more credited untuk kerja yang senang -_-")

Sudah terang lagi nyata.

Assalaamualaikum.

Aku selalu cakap yang aku pemalas. Memang pun. Aku rasa takde perempuan yang lagi malas selain aku kot *kesian laki yang dapat aku jadi bini :| *. Aku sampai perasan ade kawan aku pandang senget je kat aku. Bukan setakat pandang senget, perli-perli pun ade kot. Btw, minta maaflah ye, it takes me years to learn someone's perli/kiasan *betul ni*. So, it takes me years to reply the perli/correct what's wrong/etc which means I don't get it with orang yang suka tegur orang lain dengan memerli. Kalau dapat mangsa perli yang macam aku kan susah - padan muka kau. Aku tahu ade orang yang gayanya macam ni (tegur dengan method memerli/kiasan sampai semput) tapi padan muka kau kalau aku buat muka ikan masin. Hehehe ;p

Ok. Kita u-turn balik. Bukan nak cakap pasal perli ke hape. Nak jadikan ni tempat penghapus kemalasan *yeah! yakin boleh!* Let's see how malas I am (while hoping ada perempuan yang lagi malas dari aku :D):

1. Aku suka kumpul baju baru basuh dan dah kering banyak2. Sebab malas nak lipat. Tunggu menggunung baru lipat.


2. Aku malas nak masak bila Mama dan si tukang masak dan maggi were around *sorry Ma*. Tapi I'm lucky. Aku jadi rajin bila Mama and maggi were not around.

3. Aku mengada-ada nak ada blog tapi malas nak update. Idea hanya di kepala, tidak di jari. 

4. Aku ada gitar, laptop tapi aku malas nak bersihkan. Berhabuk. Kadang-kadang lap dengan tangan tanpa kain/spray/etc.

5. Aku salah satu spesis yang malas nak charge handphone. Handphone dah bunyi2 soh charge tapi aku buat derk je. Bila dah kiok baru aku terkial-kial nak cari charger *padan muka kau Syaza. Kadang-kadang aku buat derk jugak.

6. Aku malas nak potong kuku sendiri. Sebab aku potong kuku tak cantik. Sampai kuku panjang nak petik gitar jadi susah/masak jadi susah/garu badan jadi sakit. Aku kena cari husband yang suka dan pandai memotong kuku. Tehehe :p


7. Aku biar rambutku memanjang. Sebanya aku malas nak pergi potong rambut kat salun/potong rambut sendiri/etc. But now I have a new reason why I Iet my hair grow long. Kak Mas ingatkan perempuan kena ada rambut sepanjang dua kali lilit leher. Sebabnya untuk tutup aurat semasa di Mahsyar dan juga untuk bezakan lelaki yang berambut panjang dengan perempuan. Nice one ay? :)

8. This is the majestic proof. Tahu tak kenapa aku suka makan maggi perisa kari? OK. Maggi yang aku suka ada 3 perisa - kari, tomyam dan goreng. Aku tak beli tomyam sebab dalam maggi tomyam ada banyak paket2 lagi. Berminyak plak tu. Aku malas nak buka semua paket tu dan semua paket tu selalunya kotorkan tangan aku, aku malas nak pergi cuci tangan kot - takde masa :p. So, aku elak beli maggi perisa tomyam. Aku tak beli goreng sebab banyak paket kecil jugak dan aku malas. Maggi goreng nak kena tos dulu sebelum gaul dengan perisanya dan aku malas lagi. Yelakan, kalau dah terfikir nak makan instant noodle mesti sebab dah kebulur kan? Mesti nak cepat kan? Mesti tak nak buang masa kan? So, kari lah jawapannya. Satu paket perisa, tak payah pergi cari paip sebab tangan kotor. Mama will say "dah la instant food, instant way plak tuh". Sorry Ma. Behehe :D Kadang-kadang tak tunggu 2 minit pun. Heeeee.

9. Second parah is aku malas nak main gitar. Alasannya adalah sebab laptop rosak. Semua kord dalam tuh. MALAS. Jangan malas Syaza, jangan *pujuk diri*.

Macam mana ya? :(

Saya cemburu bukannya dengki.

Assalaamualaikum.

D'you know a song by Fort Minor called Remember the Name? I love the song.

 

You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

[Chorus:]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent beer
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames
And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!

[Chorus]

They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spitting fire
And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a cock
The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Making his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth
He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How did he do it?!

[Chorus - repeat 2x]

[Outro - Mike Shinoda:]
Yeah! Fort Minor
M. Shinoda - Styles of Beyond
Ryu! Takbir! Machine Shop!
 

Credit: azlyrics.com

 

Not my most but I just agree with the song my most especially chorus part. 

 

"This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"

 

Mike Shinoda knows how to rhyme his feeling, isn't he? *dengki*.

 

This is 10% luck where I think I have less than that. You know why? 1. Sebab I think I'm greedy. 2. Sebab ada yang tak perlu usaha banyak tapi dapat banyak. 3. Sebab aku memang pemalas. -_-"

 

Obviously, aku cemburu dengan cheaters that get well paid. You know, yang ada luck more than 10%. Haha! I speak in annoy, people. Dan cemburu. Dan redha. Dan sarcasm. Bukan dengki. Bukan terputus tali. Bukan saja-saja jadi sarcastic. 

Lepas tu, aku teringat yang Yang Satu hanya bagi yang kita perlukan dan bukan yang kita mahukan. Cemburu aku kurang sikit dan I get motivated. I just need my cemburu more than I need my eyeliner. So that I'll get motivated. Cemburu bagi aku macam minyak petrol untuk kereta yang takde minyak *cam bagus plak aku buat comparison*. Kereta perlukan petrol untuk jadi vromm vroommm vroommmm! So do I. I need cemburu to fire up my will (macam one of Ben10 punye alien - Heatblast). Tehehe. :p 

So Syaza, HAPPY CEMBURU! :D

Minta maafffffff *sampai tersembur saliva dari celah gigiku yang jarang ni*

I am so sorry.

Dalam entry ni, bukan bagi rabbit ni makan makanan kucin ye anak-anak. Bagi makan makanan rabbit yang bentuknya MACAM makanan kucin. Ada paham?

Baguih.

Am sorry again.

:)

One step at a time (bak kata Leona Lewis)

An introduction. (Aceh! Macam assignment plak dah, ade intro-intro bagai. Heee Xp)

Assalaamualaikum. Title macam nak buat something je kan? Memang nak buat something tapi not about baking cake or making a baju kurung or teaching someone else rocket science maths but about taking step by step to play my Mr. Black Coffee in a better way without producing annoying sounds. Fewwh! Panjang sungguh. You should try to say the second sentence without taking a very deep breathe. Nak tengok kau tercungap ke tak ;p

Ok. Masa nak beli ni memang macam berani-mati punya decision :| Seriously. Yang ada masa tu cuma angan-angan yang dari form berapa tah. You know, without even tiny winy knowledge, I mean nothing at all. Totally, zero in my head about playing this sexy little object. Ok-ok. Tipu la tak tak tahu apa-apa kan. Actually, ada lah try blaja dengan kawan yang amek course nursing dulu. Sempat lah belajar 3 chord. Tapi sekarang totally dah lupa. Eheee :3 Kalaulah dia baca ni, Imma dead meat yaw!! So, maknanya dah tak ada knowledge lah kan3? :p

About now, actually nak TRY buat a series of entry about me, uhuh, playing, uhuh, Mr. Coffee. Dari tahu 1 chord, da jadi tahu berjuta-juta chord ke kan. Dari tak tahu nak petik lagu, jadi pandai cam Jimi Hendrix ke kan. Heeee :D Nak tengok progression la konon-kononnya. Cam buat buku scrap untuk gambar-gambar baby yang sedang membesar (erk?is this relevent?hurm :/ ). Umur sebulan muka macam Papa dia, then second month macam muka Mama dia pula ke kan. Jap-jap. Ade ke progression macam tu? Merepek lah kau Syaza oi! Tapi tell me that you get what I mean. Make sure that. Sigh-sigh.

1st entry tah bila tah tapi will be having my little fingers to tonyoh the keyboard to make it happen.

Wasallam.

Bye :)

Mr. Black Coffee aka my new lover.

Ok. Introducing>> Black Coffee!! Woohohoho! Eh, silap-silap. Mister Black Coffee!! Ok, shut it Syaza. 

Black Coffee huh? 

I love to name my things. Actually for some appreciation, so that those things will not broke down aka jahanam in a very little time. Macam, I named my laptop as Miss Crunchy Waffle, my phone as Miss Gravy Grape, and now my guitar- Mister Black Coffee. Why Black Coffee? One, because it is black in colour (one of my fav colour) and two, because I love to sip coffee when I feel like stay up late at night to study for tomorrow's exam paper. Got that? Yes? Thank God. :)

And why MISTER again? Because 'he' is my new lover :) And WHY again? Because 'he' stopped me from being so lonely, and cranky, and boring. Uhuh. WHY again? You should put your sock in it. Swear to god you should. -_-'

Cewah-cewah! Gaya macam dah terror (maknanya bukan ganas tp hebat) tapi pandai very few chords je. Eheh :)

Perasan sendiri-sendiri. LOL!

P/s: Adek or Danial or Wie or whoever read this, beg you not to tell Mama. Heh. :D

My name is Serumah, Syaza Serumah. :p

Serumah. Yes. Mak Haji, jiran sebelah rumah sewa yang bagi nama ni. Kami dapat nama ni selepas kami dapat kad kahwin anak perempuan Mak Haji. Mak haji tulis "Kepada Cik Serumah". Cute kan Mak Haji ni. LOL :D. So now, without official consideration, my name have become Syaza Serumah. Ngeeeee. Later on, I shall pronounce myself "My name is Serumah, Syaza Serumah". LOL. Yes. Nak kenalkan nama saya macam ni lah. :)

Pensyarah saya suruh kutip sampah atas lantai dewan kuliah. Dan saya tak kutip pun. 

I'm no longer Friend of The Earth.

Thank you.

-_-"

Do not drop the 'H' please. It's 'DARAH'. Not 'DARA'.

Blood donation is happening at this hour. Di bilik kaca. Macam glass coffin untuk Snow White tu (wink-wink) - teeeett! Bukan. Hehe.

Saya tak pernah derma darah. But I really, really want it. So, yes, I am excited. Until I realize that I can't. Because my biological clock won't let me. Cis! Tapi tak apa. Darah O dah banyak - pujuk hati :( . Lainkali Ok? Lainkali.

If you want to check whether you could donate your blood, you may visit this sources:-

• http://www.bloodbook.com/donr-requir.html
• Pusat Darah Negara Malaysia - http://www.pdn.org.my/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=64

'Stringly' want it.

Having a guitar. Near-to-explode kind of feeling and eagerness ever since I figure out that one of my classmates, I mean a female classmate, named Didi has a guitar. The feeling of near-to-explode become much more to nuclear-explosion-kebaboom! since I went to her house yesterday and watch her plucked her guitar. And sang some songs. Blissfully.

Sebelum ni memendam rasa saja. And now, saya sedang browse for a used acoustic guitar. :)

Ya Allah, tetapkanlah pendirianku ini.

Picture source: Weather Underground.

Diamond.

I just love the way he called muslim girls wearing hijab - the most precious diamonds (Ada ke diamond yang tak precious? Hehehe.).

Terima kasih.

Gossip Girl-kind-of wardrobe. Serena and Vanessa of course.

I love this pant (actually this kind of pant). Pant only. Not the whole overall. Breezy. Haha! But seriously, I love this pant.

Having a dress that look this way would be very nice. I’ll smile ear to ear :) . And of course, in a modest way.

Yes. The top is cute. Yes. I want it. Yes. Yes. Yes!

Bangles and shoes. Majestic!

The top. Would be nice on me if I’m willowy.

Love pattern of the top. Illuminate.

I just love the way they dress. Yeah-yeah! I know bukan diorang yang pilih what to wear or get the dress elsewhere. Tapi saya suka. Nice. And really is me. But having my hands on those cloths shall need loads of time. However, in this time meaning, kita berangan dulu ya (That's why banyak jerawat kat muka kot. Hmmm.). ;) Apa-apa pun I'll make it in my way. A muslim way. In a way that my Mama would say "Baju labuh macam ni la Mama suka". :) InsyaAllah. :D

Itu sahaja. Terima kasih.

Knock me if I don’t do these.

It is New Year - 2011. And New Year is always about aim or determination or whatever you call them. Disebabkan ni blog saya, so saya akan cakap pasal azam tahun baru saya. Terima kasih~

1. Knock until I die me if I don’t jog at least 3 days per week. (You know, I love to eat without knowing when to stop and yeah, you have to knock me if I don’t do this.)

2. Knock me if I don’t makan nasi sesenduk per meal. (Sama sebab macam di atas.)

3. Knock me if I don’t study like hell. (Especially untuk Jannah ye yang ni ;) )

4. Knock me if I don’t kawal nafsu dari membeli barang-barang yang tak penting. (Lagi-lagi baju-baju, handbag and whatsoever yang sewaktu dengannya.)

5. Knock me if I don’t learn at least one sentence of sign language.

6. Knock me if I don’t control my insanity. (This is like a very wide stuff tapi tak apa lah. Nak tulis juga.)

7. Knock me if I don’t wish you your anniversary or someone else’s anniversary. (Saya selalu lupa yang ni. Eheh.)

8. Knock me if I don’t keep my promises. (Still belum balas jasa or in other word ‘belanja makan’ pada seseorang. ~Susah hati~)

9. Knock me if I don’t see other people’s beauties but rather their flaws.

10. Knock me if I don’t dress tidily. (No more ala-ala selekeh macam tu.)

11. Knock me if I don’t get my driving license up until the end of this year. (Not an ‘L’. I need a ‘P’.)

12. Knock me if I don’t have fulus! (Seriously -_-)

13. Knock me if I help people that don’t want to help themselves.

P/s: ‘Knock’ up here doesn’t mean you take a hammer or a big vase or a…I mean anything that can be used to knock people down...to knock me down. And then make me coma or amnesia or have my nights in the hospital or even die! (Nauzubillah.) No, no, no! ‘Knock’ means remind me. But ketuk sikit-sikit boleh kot. Heee.