Yeah!! I AM HERE!!!! :D

Assalaamualaikum.

Dear Mama/Abah/Adik-adikku/Kawan/Blogwalker (you-know-who - tehehehe :p), 


I am well in Bertam, uhuh! Bertam yep! All the way to Penang, Malaysia, South-East Asia, Asia, South Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe (alien2 sekalian boleh datang ke tempat yang saya tulis ni - lawatlah Malaysia yeh!!)

Do you want to know how do I end up being in Bertam? ~Kalau Zafirah & Iffah ada ni mesti cakap camni "Kitorang nak tau sangat ni. Pe die? Cite la cepat" *nada: memperli tahap gaban, muka: buat2 excited* -_-" Kuang jaq naaa. Takpe2. OK, abaikan mereka. 

Since undergraduate students 'terpaksa' having holiday for 4 months (alaaaaa, the holiday is kinda of short, don't you think? Awat tak bagi cuti 4 tahun je) which I know most of us is going to experience brain death (nak menulis pun ketaq tangan - I know how does it feel -_-'),

Since I have no job and I tak nak part time yang selalu I buat (tibe2 tukar jadi I - haha!),

Since I want to travel as well. I never been to Penang (harap nama je orang Mesia aka Malaysia kan? -_-'),

Since I never been apart for more than 300km *i guess* from my family for more than 1 week (Yeah you can say it. Just say it. Heez.),

Since I need money. Money is everything. Chopp! We need money for everything. Ka-ching! Ka-ching!! I'm deadly like crawl to death want a car license so that I can help my Mama pergi pasar beli sayur-mayur *acececeeh!*. In order to prevent me from crawling to death disebabkan nak sangat lesen kereta, I need money to buy get a license,

Credit: Google.

Since I want to buy iPad *berangan 1*, new MP3 player, new look *more to like tukar wardrobe and berangan 2*,  kereta *berangan 3* and, and tak tau nak pe lagi dah. Chopp! Bukan tak tau, tak ingat je, banyak sangat. Tehehe :p Well, kita hidup kena ada angan2 even though gaji takde la beribu-ribu riban.

Nak sume baju macam ni - overall dress. It's just sumenye labuh dan tutup dada & lengan. Sopan sket noh. InsyaAllah. P/S: baju saja ye. Other than that, tiadalah kena mengena. Credit: Google.

Atas sebab2 di atas, saya di Bertam. Berat juga nak pergi at the first place. Sampai nangis2 dalam bas time nak pergi Penang *mengantoikan diri - stupidos*. Tapi pujuk juga hati ni that I'm going to be fine there because I always like that. Gelabah tak tentu pasal, hear rumours sana sini, imagine stupid things, you know. Siap cakap "alaaaa, kalau tempat ni like hell, kau naik prebet pergi Butterworth, pergi kat kaunter tiket bas ke Jalan Duta dan nyah kau dari sini. Kan senang tuh." 


Then bila dah sampai kat tempat digelabahkan tu & dah golek2 atas katil bertilam empuk lagi berbantal gebu & dapat tengok perangai sebenar staf MLT *ampun Kak Mas & Abg Din & En Wan Shahriman- heeee ;p* & pergi merata-rata kat Penang (island included) & makan char kuey tiao sampai muka jadi macam char kuey tiao jugak & makan kat kedai makan yang banyak sangat lauk sampai perut automatik kenyang sebelum makan & lepak dengan Didi dan Qais & going to Kedah back and forth *eheh dua kali je baru :p* & naik feri & pergi pantai dua kali *Pantai Merdeka and pantai batu yang dekat dengan Pulau Jerjak :D*. Ini GREAT!! 


Apart from that boleh belajar macam mana nak manage lab yang 'terchenta' from zero *takde la zero sangat tehehe - benda besar gedabak tuh da kena angkut masuk la kan tapi benda2 kecik ceto'et tu yang kena buat* to a shining shing2 punye lab & then lepas ni kena manage students dalam lab pulak. Majestic yaw! :DD


So, Syaza selama ni kau dok kerut2 dahi fikir yang nggak2 is useless ye. And I hope Mama too. Jangan pikir yang nggak2 ya Mama. I am fine sihat aka gomok walafiat here Mama!

P/S: Berangan 1 is like long way to go. Manakan cukup gaji SKP @ Skim Khidmat Pelajar nak beli benda tuh - merepek. Berangan 2 is like slowly way to go. Takkan tibe2 nak tuka sume baju camtu kan. Unless kau tu long-lost kakak Harry Potter atau kau memang kaya tahap gaban @ super-kaya. Berangan 3 tu I think I was mabuk la at that time. Yep, mabuk - confirm! :)

Ini moment paling grrrrr..

This happened on a day. Once upon a day. There were six creatures. One, two, three, four, five and six. Yes. Six people. Were heading to Pulau Pangkor. Of course to have our holiday :D 

Of course, I got excited! Hoho! Yeah, everybody got excited. Because we, these six creatures, seldom spend our time together to settle down on an island and gotten bitchy :D

It's on Chinese New Rabbit Year holiday man. People were like 'Whoa!-Nikhun 2PM-is-in-KL-lets-go-and-grab-him kind of situation. I can see most of cars on the road were heading to Lumut or Pulau Pangkor. I was praying that those cars weren't heading to Pulau Pangkor but will stop at Lumut to buy some sotong kering. But, nope! Everybody was zombi-ing to Pulau Pangkor! Haih! -_-"

This what I meant. New parking spots were 'built' with engineering skills so that it can fit in thousands of cars. This is one of the parking spots.

After my Daddy park our car, we walked..hmm..quite far..no, no..very far to reach jetty. You know, we need a ferry to get to the island. And my Daddy parked so very far from the jetty. Fewhhh! I'm sweating like hell. Even hell don't sweat like me (wait, hell can sweat meh? -_-") And this was how I looked like.

Ok. Saya terkeluar dari AF. T_T

As you can imagine, loads of people were waiting for the ferry at the jetty. When I mean loads, it means people were so much like ants craving for sugar. Really. 

Fuhh! Lenguh nak tunggu. Dengan orang tak bertamadunnya. Boleh pulak potong-potong barisan. Hish!

Yeah. Kami kat atas ferry dah. Click-click sana sini :D

Anginnya pantai. Wuuuuu. Sangat kencang. Tudung kena pegang kalau tak aurat terlopong sana sini.

Yeah! Adik-adikku aka my Ulats yang tercinta. Nasib baik tak terjun feri sebab terlampau excited :)

Ok. Not just my Ulats yang excited. Saya pun dua kali lima puluh lapan. Heeee.

Bila dah sampai pulau tu, kitorang kena naik taxi nak pergi tempat kitorang tidur-tiduran dan lepak-lepakan. We were like - ni kot resort kita, tapi taxi tu tak berhenti. Yang tu kot , tapi taxi tak berhenti juga. Last-last everybody just keep quiet. Tired of guessing I guess. LOL

Actually bukan naik taxi. Tapi naik roller coaster babe! Pergh! Dahsyat Pak Cik Taxi ni bawak. Saya berpeluh for the second time! -_-"

And the cute thing is, semua taxi kat Pulau Pangkor tu berwarna pink. Can you imagine that the island were conquered by pink beast machine. Comel! :3

Lepas, naik roller coaster semua, kitorang sampai kat bilik. Kitorang dapat bilik yang tak ada lah gempak mana. Yela, it was holiday. And Abah tempah bilik agak lewat. Not much choices left. So, taram jelah. Asalkan kitorang selamat dan boleh tidurrrrrr :) My Daddy were thinking of sleeping in a chalet but what to do. Tak ada rezeki kitorang. Lenkali ye Abah. :)

And then not much that we could do as a typical tourist. Sebab satu, saya agak s*upid sebab tak keluarkan duit banyak-banyak untuk snorkeling or banana-boating dengan my Ulats (S*tupid Syaza -_-"). Haih! Nasib baik duit cukup untuk beli something untuk Cik Serumah and Mama and Abah and Ulats and my Busyuk. Segan nak mintak duit kat Abah and Mama. And ATM only available at the pulau's pekan which are way quite far from where we were settling. Dua, sebab kitorang stay for two days and one night only. Sebabnya Abah nak balik kampung jugak. Rindu dekat Embah. Tapi, dalam not much time tu kan, sempat la jugak buat what tourist would do on their island vacation :]

Kami keje dok makan je dekat pulau tu. Makan-makan-makan. Hurmm -_-" Sambil tunggu makan tu jadi cam-whore kejap. Kejap je. Heeee.

Yeah. Ni lah muka Mama bila makanan depan mata dah abes. Heeee. Gurau je ye Mama. :D

Ni tengah jalan-jalan pilih souvenir. Warna biru you! Match dengan tudung I! Aawww :p

Yeah! Ni dia! Atlet Malaysia. Renang berirama. Dah macam dugong mabuk dah ni ha Xp

Hmm, kitorang turun mandi few hours before we went to kampung. 8 am till 10 am. Breakfastless. Fuhh!

After jadi dugong mabuk, kitorang jadi penyu tersadai pula :D Mayday-mayday! There are Penyus on the shore.

Makan lagi. Yeah. Baju yang sama sebab kitorang ambil gambar masa makan time ni saja. So, buat-buat macam ni time makan yang lain pula ya :p Our late breakfast. Tak ingat makan apa dah (Bad Syaza. I should eat more raisins -_-"). *Danial became like wow!-kat-kedai-makan-ni-ada-story-book. And I was like -_-"

The night before we went away from the island, actually Danny went fishing. Yeah, at night. Wie and I accompanied him. Danny kata malam-malam boleh tangkap sotong. Dia memancing cam semangat je kan. Tapi hampeh -_-" Sebatang hidung sotong pun tak nampak. Sampai habis umpan dia. Kesian kan? Hmm. Whatever it is, I'm totally support him fishing. Sebab fishing ajar dia jadi sabar, dan tak berputus asa, dan terima qada' dan qadar. Qada' dan qadar huh? Ok la tu. Go Danny!

Dah swimming (erk swimming ke? :P) kitorang nak balik dah. sebelum balik kampung pulak, kitorang bergambar kenang-kenangan kat depan resort. Typical tourist eh? :) The one and only gambar satu family di Pulau Pangkor. Without missing anybody :3

Saya nak jadi Penyu lagi :(

Mama dah pancit layan kitorang yang mengada-ngada. Adik dengan muka comel ala-ala iklan deodorant :p

Dalam feri nak balik dah. Bye-bye Pangkor ^^

Itu sahaja. Bye-bye :)