Friday, July 1, 2011

tips for free loaders macam saya :)

assalaamualaikum and hello.


it's been 3 days UiTM Penang hold blood donation. 2 hospitals join it for to day (30th june 2011). Hospital Sungai Petani and Hospital Seberang Jaya. dan it's been dah tak tahu berapa kali dah i try to donate my bloody blood. and dah berapa kali dah tak dapat nak derma. questionnaire, ok. berat, terlebih-lebih. salah satu sebab nak derma adalah nak buang sikit darah so that berat i turun sikit. hoho! kidding. jangan ikut ye. memang tak relevan pun. hemoglobin, teeeett! tak lepas - again. jeeez. i rasa i dah makan terlebih dah. vege (i telan all kind of vege), check. ayam, check in fact hari2 makan. wait, bukan setakat hari2 but each time my meal kot. seafood, malas nak kupas kulit kerang, ketam etc. ikan, not yet makan sebab mahal. ehehehe.

iron enriched food. yeaaah! kite sume pemakan besi yang tegar. hidup besi!!!

by the way, hemoglobin (or spell as haemoglobin - in British) is our helper. they help us to transport oxygen all over the place. i mean in our body, bukan pergi singapore ke australia ke bangalore ke kan. hemoglobin loves red very much. every single red blood cell in our blood has hemoglobin. that makes our blood red sebabnye darah kita have 45% red blood cells (normally-nye la). kalau nak biodata hemoglobin in great detail, silalah google sendiri. trimaseh, sila datang lagi.


our hemoglobin really looked like a monster. trust me *muka suci*


buffy coat is white blood cells. diorang suka pakai kot yang berwarna putih. that's why they are called buffy coat. haha! kidding.

before ni i ada post about blood donating and to see whether you can donate your blood or not. ni i nak habaq mai, what's good about donating your blood. 


1. you help people. people happy. you yourself happy. the doctor less stress. blood bank staff less stress.  Allah happy too. bila Allah happy, you dapat pahala :)


2. kena inject dengan bius sakit sikit. tapi kategori sakit la kan. sakit penghapus dosa. dosa kecik jela kot. teheheeee. di sebabkan i jahil, so, i cakap kena inject itewww penghapus dosa. haha! bongoks gile. silalah confirmkan benda ini. trimaseh. jangan kau cucuk diri sendiri dengan jarum banyak2 pulak. tu bukan penghapus dosa dah tu. tu nak mampus namenye. a'ah, pastu bile orang tanye sape ajar korang jawab syaza ni ha. haku baling kau dengan boot phua chu kang T____T


3. i am a free loader. dapat banyak benda free bila kite derma darah. dapat makan freeeeeeee. it depends to the hospital. kalau hospital kaya, dapat makan steak. kalau hospital kurang kaya, dapat makan gula2 je. aceeeh syaza penipu.

4. i am a real free loader. lagi satu benda free is dapat buat test HIV, hepatitis etc dengen freeeee. yela kan. cube pergi hospital kerajaan and cakap i nak order test polan, polan, polan (i mean without any medical checkup). confirm kena baling penyapu ajaib. unless dah cukup gila. kalau kat hospital swasta boleh la kot. it's just the matter of moneyy-yah. any positive result will be informed by doctor. sebab kat blood bag ada nombor siri yang ada kat borang derma. i bukan nak cakap korang ni gila sosial sampai suspected kena AIDs, hepatitis or whatsoever tapi semua disease tadi tu ada window period (undetectable for some period after being infected which may up to years) & tak semestinya semua transmitted by sexual deeds. hepatitis can be transmitted via food too e.g. hep A. positif sikit yaw.


5. i am a free loader - again. kalau korang tak dapat donate sebab tak cukup hemoglobin (macam i -_-"), try to seek for consultation with doctor on duty. kenyit2 la mata sikit. senyum kasi maniiiiss. & then wallaahh! dapat vitamin (iron, folic acid etc) for freeeeeeee. heeee. actually orang yang donate pun dapat jugak. tehehe. tak payah nak gedik2 :p


6. i am totally a free loader. tak payah nak korbankan duit syiling naik scale dekat shopping mall. syiling tu simpan untuk dobi je. weigh yourself for freeeee. untuk orang yang ada scale dekat rumah tu, jangan percaye scale anda sangat. PENIPU BOSA. hoho! i tahu dah keje adjust dah mende alah tuh :p




kesian, trimaseh.


Credit: Google (seriously need a camera so that google will not be much more credited untuk kerja yang senang -_-")

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