kutuk weh!

Assalaamualaikum.

appreciation. my level of expressing appreciation is very, very weak yaw. it's like kalau star rated, it will be like kerat 10 punya star (out of 10 stars). very poor. ish3. paling koman pun kan, i give cards sebabnya i don't know how the hell in this whole round world to say it to that person. except for saying thank you. and sorry. even kalau nak say sorry pun it would feel like ada someone invisible dok picit2, tarik2 pipi i. sound nonsense kan but this is the reality kalau dibesarkan dalam family yang hati keras. hik3. sorry Abah, i didn't mean to say this but i guess i just did. heeee. anyway, bukan nak salahkan Abah or Mama or somebody else kan. kalau dah gaya macam tu nak wat camne kan. so, terima jela kan. 

yeah! hati batu.

but, but, but, yeah but, i'll not talking about teaching someone else on how to express your appreciation ke hape. oh no no no! kang kena telan batu belah batu bertangkup pulak kang. dah kalau si tukang tulis ni pun nak say appreciation tergagagagagagap and choke, nak ajar orang pulak kan. bajet la kan. boleh blah lah kan.

ok, kita u-turn balik. 

i nak cakap about someone. i rarely talk (more to kutuk) about him. kalau cakap pun i dok kutuk2. haha! kantoi. tapi takpe, ade orang cakap kalau dok kutuk2 tu tandanya kita ingat kat dia. ye dak? dah kutuk2 mesti kita dok sebut2 nama dia kan? heeeee. ini kira ok pe. daripada kita dok puji melambung-lambung sampai orang yang kena puji tu terasa kembang dari jauh. ek eleh. bajet bagus sungguh budak itew mencewitakan tentang owang iteww. pastu orang tu cakap eh eh apasal aku tiba2 kembang nih? eh eh?! it's bad, bad, bad *geleng at the same time pointing finger gelek2 kiri kanan kiri kanan*. 

him here ni kan, dia kan, dia kan, actually my boyfriend :) alamak kecoh plak dia ni nak kabor satu malaysia dia ada boipren (ok, Syaza bajet satu malaysia baca blog dia. abaikan ye anak2). e'eh, lantak aku lah, eh2, lantak i lah. i tak berkepit sampai tersepit peluk dia ketat2 sampai i lupa kawan dengan dia ok. eceh, ter-emo lah pulak. heee.

firstly kan, i nak cakap yang dia ni idok lah laki idaman i. you know, mr. right/my eligible bachelor/prince charming/etc. he is not even close (kot). 

i want a teddy-like guy (badan stok po in kung fu panda comel kooooot) but i end up dengan lidi-type guy. keciwa jugak la but what to do. takkan kau nak pam dia kot. melotop nanti kau jugak yang nangis. haha!

then, i want a cool guy. you know yang ala2 wolverine cakap nak macho je but i end up dengan guy yang boleh tahan sikit gelabah dia (you, this is my opinion ye, jangan gelabah dulu. hik3). kuat jeles jugak lah dia ni. bukan jugak tapi memang jeles gila tahap cipan, dewa, gaban semua ada. i can't do this, i can't go there, i can't do like this, i can't wear like that. tapi i peduli apa. gasak kau lah weh! heeeee. bukan setakat tu je. kalau bagi nasihat tu kan, panjang tak hengat. da lah panjang, siap stres banyak2 kali. kalau dia tulis semula nasihat dia tu atas kertas kan, i rasa dia siap highlight (guna highlighter terang siap boleh glow in the dark *haha syaza penipu*) mana2 yang penting. i rasa bukan yang penting je dia highlight, mesti dia highlight semua sekali. siap sampai tembus kertas tuh. letih jugak lah nak dengar. and once again, gasak kau la samdol. haha! tak nak dengar, tak nak dengar *ejek gaya upin ipin* wekk!

macho sioooot! fuh!

after that, i want a tall guy, i mean tinggi melangit agak2 macam robert pattison but i end up dengan dia yang tinggi just a few centimetres je dari i (about 2cm je kot). ini yang buat i tak dapat pakai heels even though dia kata it's okay you can wear that heels (tinggi 4 inches punya heels) but i know he's a bit worried. haha! 

  

 tinggi kot. mau sakit tengkuk i. cakap dengan pattison for 5 second and then kena buat senaman tengkuk.

lagi... i want a guy yang minat sama macam i. as an example, rockerish (boleh jadi word of the day tak agak2?) music. but i end up dengan jiwang karat paku dulang paku serpih kind of guy. hmmm :s lantak kau lah. jangan nyanyi lagu2 jiwang karat tangkap leleh kat tingkap rumah i sudeyhh.

lagi... tu jelah kot. i dah takde idea yang bernas lagi bijak dah.

siot gila tak bersyukur i ni ye dok? kalau dah bagi nasihat (aka membebel) sampai berdarah telinga maknanya dia sayang kau lah kan (aceh! jangan kembang bro! haha!). siap tengking kot. nasib baik dah kurang dah tengkingan dikau, kalau tak i bagitahu Mama i huh! yelah, ada aweks tu balaks dia buat deeeerk je dia nak buat apa. by the way, memang patut lah i kena bebel penuh lemak berkrim disukai ramai. i ni dah la hidup nak carefree je (moto hidup: gasak kau lah :D ). ni i macam ada PA la ni kan yang tolong ingatkan i macam2. solatlah, pergi makan lah, pergi mandi lah etc. tapi kesian jugak lah kan. dia bebel sampai berdarah telinga i pun sebab i tak nak dengar nasihat dia sampai dia pun berdarah mulut. haa bagus lah, dua2 injured. haha! by the way, i tahu mesti ada orang cakap gila tak best pompuan ni fikiran clot, eh-eh, kolot *geleng2 kepala* tapi i tak peduli yaw. i am like a floating balloon that needs a string to be held on so that i will not fly across the atmosphere and go to the space and then invade the universe (walaupun i tak dengar cakap dia. heeee).

kalau dah pernah datang jauh2 meredah hutan belantara yang dipenuhi haiwan liar kecil dan besar just to pujuk hati karat lagi keras kau tuh kira ok lah tu kan. time ni siot terharu biru jugak la. tapi tahan, tahan. heeee. cakap thank you sudah. 

kalau dah sanggup hantar kau balik rumah gila bapak jauh kira ok la tu kan (siot ni yang paling i ingat). sanggup jadi si tanggang sekejap kot T_T

kalau dia buat2 muka excited bila i bagi hadiah yang macam harrremm kat dia. you should see his face. funny and soothing *choke*. see, see, nak choke2 pulak dah. this is one of the tanda2 yang menunjukkan i have poor level of expressing appreciation. -_-'

kalau dia sabar je bila i bagi direction salah sampai sesat. oh yes i am a broken GPS. bukan setakat broken tapi memang GPS tak siap. haha! and then i cakap sorry. tapi kenapa you tak marah i bagi salah direction? kalau orang lain mesti dah marah kot. then dia balas alahh dah kita jarang jumpa lah takkan sikit ni pun nak marah. gilakah dikau cik abang? kalau kita sesat kat mana2 tah and then minyak habis and then ada penjahat datang macam mana?

kalau sesat sampai tempat cam ni takpe. i suka. manyak cowok2 ganteng. :p

kalau dia sekarang ni kurang dah komen berat badan i. dah bosan agaknya. haha! yela, dulu dia bagitahu i dia nak perempuan slim2 je. sekali amek kau dapat perempuan tak jaga badan. penternak lemak berjaya. ingin berjaya seperti saya? sila hubungi di talian 017-******* untuk maklumat lanjut trimaseh. ok i dah start merapu. sambung balik. dia siap cakap i beruntung kot dapat you. tinggi (yang ni je i ingat ehehehe) aih. ada makna ke puji2 ni. ada perempuan lain eh? *muka stok garang*

tengok. ok tak? haha! bajet lah kau Syaza. i post benda ni bukan apa. iskandar ni suka paksa-paksa i tulis benda ni. i dah kata i tak nak siap jerit i kata tak nak, tak nak lah!! tapi dia paksa jugak. siap letak pistol kat dahi i ni. haha! whatever it is, i just want to say thank you *choke*. despite bad things he did (yang ni i ingat selalu), sebenarnya ada lagi banyak bermilion-milion lemon2 benda baik (yang ni i jarang2 nak ingat hehehehe) dia dah buat (ok awak can stop kembang, i tak nak you kembang nanti melotopp). tapi still, kena kutuk. haha! ampun ya pak. ;p this is my appreciation to you. i tahu you are my best-est stalker in the world. haha!

p/s: semua gambar dari Google.

Sudah terang lagi nyata.

Assalaamualaikum.

Aku selalu cakap yang aku pemalas. Memang pun. Aku rasa takde perempuan yang lagi malas selain aku kot *kesian laki yang dapat aku jadi bini :| *. Aku sampai perasan ade kawan aku pandang senget je kat aku. Bukan setakat pandang senget, perli-perli pun ade kot. Btw, minta maaflah ye, it takes me years to learn someone's perli/kiasan *betul ni*. So, it takes me years to reply the perli/correct what's wrong/etc which means I don't get it with orang yang suka tegur orang lain dengan memerli. Kalau dapat mangsa perli yang macam aku kan susah - padan muka kau. Aku tahu ade orang yang gayanya macam ni (tegur dengan method memerli/kiasan sampai semput) tapi padan muka kau kalau aku buat muka ikan masin. Hehehe ;p

Ok. Kita u-turn balik. Bukan nak cakap pasal perli ke hape. Nak jadikan ni tempat penghapus kemalasan *yeah! yakin boleh!* Let's see how malas I am (while hoping ada perempuan yang lagi malas dari aku :D):

1. Aku suka kumpul baju baru basuh dan dah kering banyak2. Sebab malas nak lipat. Tunggu menggunung baru lipat.


2. Aku malas nak masak bila Mama dan si tukang masak dan maggi were around *sorry Ma*. Tapi I'm lucky. Aku jadi rajin bila Mama and maggi were not around.

3. Aku mengada-ada nak ada blog tapi malas nak update. Idea hanya di kepala, tidak di jari. 

4. Aku ada gitar, laptop tapi aku malas nak bersihkan. Berhabuk. Kadang-kadang lap dengan tangan tanpa kain/spray/etc.

5. Aku salah satu spesis yang malas nak charge handphone. Handphone dah bunyi2 soh charge tapi aku buat derk je. Bila dah kiok baru aku terkial-kial nak cari charger *padan muka kau Syaza. Kadang-kadang aku buat derk jugak.

6. Aku malas nak potong kuku sendiri. Sebab aku potong kuku tak cantik. Sampai kuku panjang nak petik gitar jadi susah/masak jadi susah/garu badan jadi sakit. Aku kena cari husband yang suka dan pandai memotong kuku. Tehehe :p


7. Aku biar rambutku memanjang. Sebanya aku malas nak pergi potong rambut kat salun/potong rambut sendiri/etc. But now I have a new reason why I Iet my hair grow long. Kak Mas ingatkan perempuan kena ada rambut sepanjang dua kali lilit leher. Sebabnya untuk tutup aurat semasa di Mahsyar dan juga untuk bezakan lelaki yang berambut panjang dengan perempuan. Nice one ay? :)

8. This is the majestic proof. Tahu tak kenapa aku suka makan maggi perisa kari? OK. Maggi yang aku suka ada 3 perisa - kari, tomyam dan goreng. Aku tak beli tomyam sebab dalam maggi tomyam ada banyak paket2 lagi. Berminyak plak tu. Aku malas nak buka semua paket tu dan semua paket tu selalunya kotorkan tangan aku, aku malas nak pergi cuci tangan kot - takde masa :p. So, aku elak beli maggi perisa tomyam. Aku tak beli goreng sebab banyak paket kecil jugak dan aku malas. Maggi goreng nak kena tos dulu sebelum gaul dengan perisanya dan aku malas lagi. Yelakan, kalau dah terfikir nak makan instant noodle mesti sebab dah kebulur kan? Mesti nak cepat kan? Mesti tak nak buang masa kan? So, kari lah jawapannya. Satu paket perisa, tak payah pergi cari paip sebab tangan kotor. Mama will say "dah la instant food, instant way plak tuh". Sorry Ma. Behehe :D Kadang-kadang tak tunggu 2 minit pun. Heeeee.

9. Second parah is aku malas nak main gitar. Alasannya adalah sebab laptop rosak. Semua kord dalam tuh. MALAS. Jangan malas Syaza, jangan *pujuk diri*.

Macam mana ya? :(

Saya cemburu bukannya dengki.

Assalaamualaikum.

D'you know a song by Fort Minor called Remember the Name? I love the song.

 

You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

[Chorus:]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent beer
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames
And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!

[Chorus]

They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spitting fire
And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a cock
The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Making his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth
He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How did he do it?!

[Chorus - repeat 2x]

[Outro - Mike Shinoda:]
Yeah! Fort Minor
M. Shinoda - Styles of Beyond
Ryu! Takbir! Machine Shop!
 

Credit: azlyrics.com

 

Not my most but I just agree with the song my most especially chorus part. 

 

"This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!"

 

Mike Shinoda knows how to rhyme his feeling, isn't he? *dengki*.

 

This is 10% luck where I think I have less than that. You know why? 1. Sebab I think I'm greedy. 2. Sebab ada yang tak perlu usaha banyak tapi dapat banyak. 3. Sebab aku memang pemalas. -_-"

 

Obviously, aku cemburu dengan cheaters that get well paid. You know, yang ada luck more than 10%. Haha! I speak in annoy, people. Dan cemburu. Dan redha. Dan sarcasm. Bukan dengki. Bukan terputus tali. Bukan saja-saja jadi sarcastic. 

Lepas tu, aku teringat yang Yang Satu hanya bagi yang kita perlukan dan bukan yang kita mahukan. Cemburu aku kurang sikit dan I get motivated. I just need my cemburu more than I need my eyeliner. So that I'll get motivated. Cemburu bagi aku macam minyak petrol untuk kereta yang takde minyak *cam bagus plak aku buat comparison*. Kereta perlukan petrol untuk jadi vromm vroommm vroommmm! So do I. I need cemburu to fire up my will (macam one of Ben10 punye alien - Heatblast). Tehehe. :p 

So Syaza, HAPPY CEMBURU! :D

Sing a song sang by a singer lah.

Assalaamualaikum.

I'm just saying that I've reach my next level, which is I deadly wanted to sing while playing guitar. 

It starts in a beautiful morning. I was sitting in front of my lappy with Black Coffee on my hands. And everyone else is in chaotic state (putting make-up, shower, ironing cloth etc.) - it was Dr. Ros's class lah! -_-"   Cikguku Didi suggested an indie song called Kimia (a song of Melda Ahmad) few days before. It was a simple song, I mean simple and short lyrics, simple melody (but sweet and nice) and definitely, surely simple guitar chords :) And, and then I slammed on my guitar. And, and  then I sang! I just sang *make face as if something miracle happened*. Fuh! Siot lah kau Syaza! Ingatkan forever kau tak pandai nyanyi sambil main gitar (due to kelembapan Syaza untuk pick up skil-skil yang memerlukan tangan, kaki dan organ lain selain otak..jap-jap..tapi kadang-kadang lembap faham jugak) :P Heee. I don't care if I'd ruin other people's mood with my frog voice at that day but I AM CONTENTED (for a while :| ).

I've prepared a vid of my singing. I'm sorry if you experience ear-soring moment (sincerely tau). Good Luck! :B

P/S: Tapi video next time ye. Heee. Laptop saya sakit sudeyh :( Lagu-lagu lain pun next time

Yeah!! I AM HERE!!!! :D

Assalaamualaikum.

Dear Mama/Abah/Adik-adikku/Kawan/Blogwalker (you-know-who - tehehehe :p), 


I am well in Bertam, uhuh! Bertam yep! All the way to Penang, Malaysia, South-East Asia, Asia, South Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way, Universe (alien2 sekalian boleh datang ke tempat yang saya tulis ni - lawatlah Malaysia yeh!!)

Do you want to know how do I end up being in Bertam? ~Kalau Zafirah & Iffah ada ni mesti cakap camni "Kitorang nak tau sangat ni. Pe die? Cite la cepat" *nada: memperli tahap gaban, muka: buat2 excited* -_-" Kuang jaq naaa. Takpe2. OK, abaikan mereka. 

Since undergraduate students 'terpaksa' having holiday for 4 months (alaaaaa, the holiday is kinda of short, don't you think? Awat tak bagi cuti 4 tahun je) which I know most of us is going to experience brain death (nak menulis pun ketaq tangan - I know how does it feel -_-'),

Since I have no job and I tak nak part time yang selalu I buat (tibe2 tukar jadi I - haha!),

Since I want to travel as well. I never been to Penang (harap nama je orang Mesia aka Malaysia kan? -_-'),

Since I never been apart for more than 300km *i guess* from my family for more than 1 week (Yeah you can say it. Just say it. Heez.),

Since I need money. Money is everything. Chopp! We need money for everything. Ka-ching! Ka-ching!! I'm deadly like crawl to death want a car license so that I can help my Mama pergi pasar beli sayur-mayur *acececeeh!*. In order to prevent me from crawling to death disebabkan nak sangat lesen kereta, I need money to buy get a license,

Credit: Google.

Since I want to buy iPad *berangan 1*, new MP3 player, new look *more to like tukar wardrobe and berangan 2*,  kereta *berangan 3* and, and tak tau nak pe lagi dah. Chopp! Bukan tak tau, tak ingat je, banyak sangat. Tehehe :p Well, kita hidup kena ada angan2 even though gaji takde la beribu-ribu riban.

Nak sume baju macam ni - overall dress. It's just sumenye labuh dan tutup dada & lengan. Sopan sket noh. InsyaAllah. P/S: baju saja ye. Other than that, tiadalah kena mengena. Credit: Google.

Atas sebab2 di atas, saya di Bertam. Berat juga nak pergi at the first place. Sampai nangis2 dalam bas time nak pergi Penang *mengantoikan diri - stupidos*. Tapi pujuk juga hati ni that I'm going to be fine there because I always like that. Gelabah tak tentu pasal, hear rumours sana sini, imagine stupid things, you know. Siap cakap "alaaaa, kalau tempat ni like hell, kau naik prebet pergi Butterworth, pergi kat kaunter tiket bas ke Jalan Duta dan nyah kau dari sini. Kan senang tuh." 


Then bila dah sampai kat tempat digelabahkan tu & dah golek2 atas katil bertilam empuk lagi berbantal gebu & dapat tengok perangai sebenar staf MLT *ampun Kak Mas & Abg Din & En Wan Shahriman- heeee ;p* & pergi merata-rata kat Penang (island included) & makan char kuey tiao sampai muka jadi macam char kuey tiao jugak & makan kat kedai makan yang banyak sangat lauk sampai perut automatik kenyang sebelum makan & lepak dengan Didi dan Qais & going to Kedah back and forth *eheh dua kali je baru :p* & naik feri & pergi pantai dua kali *Pantai Merdeka and pantai batu yang dekat dengan Pulau Jerjak :D*. Ini GREAT!! 


Apart from that boleh belajar macam mana nak manage lab yang 'terchenta' from zero *takde la zero sangat tehehe - benda besar gedabak tuh da kena angkut masuk la kan tapi benda2 kecik ceto'et tu yang kena buat* to a shining shing2 punye lab & then lepas ni kena manage students dalam lab pulak. Majestic yaw! :DD


So, Syaza selama ni kau dok kerut2 dahi fikir yang nggak2 is useless ye. And I hope Mama too. Jangan pikir yang nggak2 ya Mama. I am fine sihat aka gomok walafiat here Mama!

P/S: Berangan 1 is like long way to go. Manakan cukup gaji SKP @ Skim Khidmat Pelajar nak beli benda tuh - merepek. Berangan 2 is like slowly way to go. Takkan tibe2 nak tuka sume baju camtu kan. Unless kau tu long-lost kakak Harry Potter atau kau memang kaya tahap gaban @ super-kaya. Berangan 3 tu I think I was mabuk la at that time. Yep, mabuk - confirm! :)